Imprints On My Mind

2009-08-30T16:45:00.000+08:00

I HAVE MOVED to...... iatetrees.tumblr.com
Lazy to put a hyperlink

2009-08-30T14:38:00.000+08:00

HAH! I WILL BE BACK. Sooon.
Currently looking for a suitable place to rant.
It's time to say goodbye to iatetrees.

2009-06-30T10:43:00.002+08:00

tappity tap.

10.45 am.

Chemistry paper's in 1 hour and 15 minutes, that's 75 minutes.

Xinyee is beside me mugging and bombarding me with questions that i can't answer.

I should be worrying, Chem paper can possibly be Monsterkill

But

Facebooking! :D

Don't ask me why the ing doesn't have colour, i got lazy. It's in my nature i guess. I think i must've been a sloth in my previous life a really intelligent one at that!

Sunday was spent with the Man, first to sentosa( i stayed behind in vivo to study so the sad guy had to go alone cause he wanted a tan cause people have been calling him a pimp.)

And then to a flea on Mt. Sophia.

and i mean MT sophia

Gotta go!

2009-06-30T00:37:00.001+08:00

WILL BE BACK AFTER MIDYEARS BEETCHES ;D

2009-05-28T22:31:00.002+08:00

i need a break. :/
Found myself walking in a daze after chinese exam today, and i totally lost track of the time for a moment!

2009-04-10T00:11:00.003+08:00

So many many things have happened since the last time i updated. School, competitions, trainings.

It's seventeen minutes past midnight, it's good friday.
And in ten hours i'll be back to training.
Can't say i hate it, it provides me with an avenue for frustration/stress relief, and for a short peroid of time i'll get too tired to have any worries.
Oh the ironies of life.
They never fail to puzzle me.

2009-04-05T17:03:00.000+08:00

fugyeah.

Because you know you want to ;D

2009-03-26T22:04:00.003+08:00

I should really stop snoozing my alarms.

In my half awake state this morning, i totally switched off my alarm, which resulted in me waking up 15minutes late.

Dad came in and went, "No school today?"

I slid my phone open and out popped 6.15am.

In a split second, the hokkien words "SIAO LIAO" rang out in the room and my droopy eyes overtook the size of jupiter.

I stripped and put on my uniform faster than you could say "Oh Mama" and in ten minutes I got my rather sloppily dressed ass to the bus stop. I am so awesome. ;D

On a side note, I am feeling incomplete! D:

2009-03-23T18:00:00.002+08:00

First day of the new school term is today!

And whoop dee doo, i spent it sitting around at home sniffing, coughing and cursing my ass off.

It's not that bad actually! Having an extended holiday and all.

the Dr excused me from training for the next two days, which isn't such a good thing after all considering national schools are around the corner. I shall use it as a time to re-accustom myself to the blinding pace of junior college life!

Thanks for all the people who smsed or im-ed me to get well soon, i really appreciate it! :D Made my day oh so much better.

Stuff:

In order to make sleeping in possible again, i must get curtains. But oh, from where shall i dig up the moolah! Sunday morning sleep ins are usually disrupted by the clinging of coffee glasses 11 floors below and some random group of people singing random malay songs.

I really really need to get files to organise my papers before it gets too late. My room looks less like it just weathered a hurricane after i tidied it up a little today, but in order for me to oder my things in a orderly manner i'll need to order orderly files. And not to mention, seperators and box-compartment things.

Clear up, organise my music collection and trasnfer it to my lappy. Hip-hop trash from 2005 is an absolute no-no. That way the 'next track' button on my handphone won't lose it's paint so quickly.

The first bullet is probably unachievable since i wouldn't be able to muster enough shamelessness to spend my parents' money again after getting a new computer.

time to get off my ass!

Or maybe not. :|

2009-03-18T01:00:00.000+08:00

Linus says: (12:59:01 AM)

yeah

Linus says: (12:59:04 AM)

its like licking an ice cream

Linus says: (12:59:15 AM)

marginal utility drops everytime you lick it

Linus says: (12:59:17 AM)

hahaha

Linus says: (12:59:19 AM)

i love my dpic now

Linus says: (12:59:42 AM)

its this

ChunHou says: (12:59:47 AM)

dont econ talk me now

ChunHou says: (12:59:48 AM)

LOL

2009-03-16T02:01:00.004+08:00

Priorities, priorities..

They decide the choices you make today.

And it's all about the things you want most tomorrow ;D

2009-03-15T22:51:00.002+08:00

Sooooooo... I spent my first weekend of the holidays at the Nat junior champs.

I can positively say that it has been one of the most horrible Nat junior champs i've been to, being knocked out in the heats in both my events, But hey! I had fun.

My Seniors and Batchmates are awesome, so i was practically being entertained the whole time. Fun parts aside, i was actually kinda dejected about how D: my results were. Oh well! But now i'm more motivated than ever to get my mojo going! Can't wait for MR 500 (the next competition).

THE HOLIDAYS ARE HERE! Time to sleeeeeep in!

The sad part though, is that i have training almost everyday, which kinda sucks balls. I don't dislike training, but it's so bloody time consuming that i barely have the time for anything else! D:

And i have to do PW tomorrow damn!

Was transferring pictures into this new computer (yay!) and as i was doing it i quickly browsed through all of them. Whoa, did i feel the nostalgia!

Just crossed a 'milestone' in my life like an hour ago! :DDDD

Sheesh, i'm already running out of things to write.

And since i lack creativity, i might as well do i quiz!

From facebook once again. LOL. Was tagged by yiting.

Write down the answers to these questions with the first replies that comes to your mind.

1. My ex is still: Nowhere to to found. No I didn't kill her or anything, she doesn't exist! And i hope she won't. O:

2. I am listening to: If You Leave - Nada Surf

3. Maybe I should: Go to sleep

4. I love: The Holidays!

5. I don’t understand: Economics, bloody @&^%. And Alot of other things! O:

6. I lost: My High mood from awhile ago!

7. People say: 'SIAO!' When i tell them i'm taking h2 bio even though i didn't take bio in secondary school. D:

8. The meaning of my screen name is:It's My Name Lah.

9. Love is: Awesome, and baffling at the same time! But still more of awesome than anything else. :D

10. Somewhere, someone is: Worse off than you in some way, so cherish what you have.

11. I will always: Change? It's the only constant ;D

12. Forever seems: Really long. I'm not making sense. LOL.

13. I will never ever want to: Lose the things i hold dear!

14. My cellphone is: Plugged into a HUGE ASS AMP. HOHO.

15. When I woke up this morning: i was still tired and i suddenly remembered "it's race day."

16. I get annoyed when: I CAN'T SLEEP IN D:<

17. Parties are: Oh so hard to come by!

18. My pet(s) is(are): Imaginary.

19. Kisses are the best when: ;D

20. Today: was tiring, as always, but fun!

21. Tomorrow : Will be boring, as i foresee it!

22. I really want: To tun back time! But at the same time i'm looking forward to tomorrow. I'm so eccentric.

23. Really want to ask: WHAT'S NEXT! : D

2009-03-07T19:50:00.002+08:00

Hur Hur, back from training.

I'm sunburnt, abrasion-ed, blistered and tired.

BUT HOHO NOTHING BEATS MY CCA.

I have a quaint feeling next weekend's Nat Junior Champs will be a little challenging though.

wait wait i have to go for dinner.

2009-03-06T22:40:00.003+08:00

HOHO. Next Week's the first exam of 2009.

And i haven't started studying yet!

Been really tired alll the waaaaaaay.

Okay first let's start of with what happened last sunday!

Studied with my primary school pals (chewfei, yingling and jinyao.) Basically the Kopi bunch. Had loads of fun and it was really nice to catch up with each other. And afterwards for dinner, we met more primary school people, (alym, Zi Ao, Kiat Hwee, CKC) for dinner at Ajisen.

It's heartening to know that the bunch of us is still pretty close knit despite taking vastly different paths from each other and being so busy all of the time!

Som of the stuff we do when we get bored studying. Haha. Check out my facebook for more pictures, Especially my slutty face, I never knew i was capable of that.

Been managing everything pretty smoothly lately! A surprise. Maybe it's because there's absolutely nobody in class to talk nonsense and waste the whole day away with me, other than xinyee, but xinyee's asleep like all the time so basically, i don't really talk to anyone (as in really talk, not just small talk). Not becuase i'm anti social, but, because well, i don't know! PW's a fucking pain in the ass though. I'm not pointing fingers, but my group (including me, of course!) isn't exactly the most enthusiastic nor the most productive group around. Hoho. I'm so anal.

Binomial in maths today left me going OMGWTFBBQ? The only thing i actually like about maths is that my GC is green. greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen. hur.

After school today, went back to Bp for the alumni high tea. It was really nice to see everyone again. Especially all the close friends i've met over the years. Especially Jianwei man, it's gay, but you guys don't know how much i miss him. LOL. (i'm straight of course.)

So here goes, a note dedicated to my time in BP that's supposed to be on facebook, but i decided to put it here instead.

If you enjoyed your high school years, you'll do it.
If you have nothing else to do, you'll do it.
If you're here to read the questions/answers and pretend to hate to do it, deep down you'll still do it.

This tag is so fun because the answers can go on and on.
Read if you miss your high school years

Bio Data

1) Which school did you go to?
Bukit Panjang Govt High School

2) What classes were you in?
106. 206, 3P2, 4P2

3) What was/were your favourite lesson(s)?
P.E. Hands down.

4) If you could remember, what time was your recess?
Even though i used to religiously watch the bloody minute hand count down before every recess, i don't remember anymore!

5) List down your favourite food/snacks.
Anything Not Found In Canteen. (ANFIC)

Style

1) Did you have a nickname way back in high school?
Kok. O:<

2) How did you wear your socks?
Usually higher than everyone else cause i never thought anyone would go look at my socks but maybe i'm wrong!

3) Have you been suspended due to the way you put on your uniform?
Nope!

4) Were you given plenty of reminders about your appearance?
Hair was always a disaster.

5) Who did you look up to when you were in high school?
I don't really know!

Punishment

1) Name one memorable scene where you were punished in front of the whole class.
Mr peh made me and jianwei balance carbox boxes on our heards while standing in the front of the class for talking too much. LOL.

2) How many times did you skip class? What were you doing?
None! ;D Such a good boy.

3) Give one scene where you escaped from being caught/punished.
Broke a window in sec 2, but i escaped the wrath of the dm by approaching the OM directly instead. By the end of the year we moved to another holding site so it didn't matter in the end. ;D HEH.

4) Did you vandalize any school property?
Tables. LOL. The kokster was here.

5) Did you ever make any teacher cry?
106/206 was notorious for making teachers cry. I think i was part of the cause. Okay I don't think, i'm sure.

1) Who was your favourite teacher?
Miss Alice Lim, Mr Alfred Lim, Mr Choo Kong Lum

To name afew. No top favourite cause all of them are awesome in their own special way!

2) Describe your DM.
Annoying.

3) Who was the funniest/weirdest/loudest teacher?
Mr Hisham was pretty funny!

Social Circle

1) Were you popular back then?
Don't really think so!

2) Were you in a big group of boys/girls or small ones?
Like a group of two short boys. LOL.

3) Who were your good friends?
Jianwei, Yan Han, The Original Batch Dragonboaters, Xinyee, Benjamin, Crystal and quite a number more!

4) Did you and your friends have nicknames?
Many. LOL.

5) What were you favourite memories of you and your friends?
Everything's worth being a favourite. (:

Co-curricular Activities

1) What type of CCA were you in?
Caneoing/Dragonboat

2) What did you have to bring to your CCA?
Underwear (SUPER INPORTANT, unless you want salty nether regions.), Towel. Paddle sometimes.

3) What did your CCA required you to do?
Rowing Boats really quick.

4) Got injured?
Yeap, quite a number!

Crushes/Lovers

1) Who was your first crush?
HEH HEH.

2) Are you in good terms with your last crush?
Think So!

3) Did you ever had a relationship with anyone in your high school?
Yeap!

4) Have you ever made out in school?
LOLOL. No.

Closing Ceremony

1) How did high school changed you?
In all aspects, My cca totally transformed me, and so has everyone i've met, no matter close of not, almost all of them have left their own unique imprint onto me, which has made me what i am today! And to think i dreaded Bp so much when i got posted there.

2) Sing one verse of your school song.
Can't sing on a blog can i!

3) What was your favourite question?

"What you doing after school?" <- this question is totally irrelevant now in JC. LOL 4) Who/what will you remember from your high school? Everyone (even though I don’t know them personally) and everything! Hahaha, such a patronising answer, but hey it’s true! There’s no way I can relate everything, there’s toooooo many! 5) Any memories you will not forget. I'll forget most of them eventually, sad, but true! But who i am at the end of the day will be a testament to all the wonderful things i've been through in my time in bp. I really miss them. AND I REALLY MISS EVERYONE! :D

Wouldn't mind turning back time and going back to where i was again, in a bloody kampong of a school but still being oh so happy. But life goes on! : D

2009-03-02T11:44:00.002+08:00

It's been more than a week since my last proper update! Nothing really interesting to write about though. It's been more or less the same old thing happening over and over and over and over and over and over and over again!

For once, I can say that I actually miss BP, because having familiar faces all around was always comforting even though i didn't really treasure it.

In case you're wondering, i'm actually in my school's computer lab right now! Hoho.

Studying/catching up with my primary school mates/Kopi buddies yesterday was a pleasure.
Oh and did i mention, Iced choclate from starbucks is the love!

2009-02-22T00:30:00.001+08:00

Oh no Oh no Oh no.

2009-02-20T21:56:00.001+08:00

AHHHHH ZIT OF DOOM EXPLODED.

Guh, shall go sleep already.

2009-02-20T20:11:00.010+08:00

I HAVE A HUGE ZIT ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF MY FACE.
Curses.
It's one of the biggest zits i've ever encountered and it's on the verge of eruption and spilling over the pure essence of teenage horror.
The worst thing is, i can't stop touching it! Lets hope it doesn't actually erupt or something, that'll be disaster

Mum just returned with my dinner and a little box of Läkerol.
Läkerol gives me tongue ulcers! But it just tastes oh so good.

School days have been really really tiring, especially days with training (duh.) I've barely got enough energy to do anything! And notice that i've not even started talking about schoolwork here. Spent most of today sleeping though. HOHO.

Met up with jianwei after school to study but we ended up getting nothing done at all cause all we did was talk, walk around and be tired. Saw a backpack that i really liked, and i almost wanted to buy it, cause jianwei was like ,"oh it's 69" Just when i was about to whip out my bank card, the salesgirl went, "that'll be 169". Immediately my jaw dropped and i walked away from the shop feeling as though i got rejected by my first love. Oh sexy Nike backpack, till we meet again. D:

Okay fine, it looks like a parachute bag, but who cares! It has like 186168358430 compartments, i'll be able to lug my whole room to school! O: It even has a laptop compartment, andeventhoughidon'thavealaptopit'slike,onemorecompartment! Oh well, i'll get over it.

I really really miss the holidays, but at the same time i'm geared up and ready to make something out of my next two years! (three if i retain but hopefully i won't.)

Anybody wants to trade crumplers with me? i'm kinda sick of my bag's colour. It's orange, i need green (or any other colour/colour combination that'll make me tilt my head and go 'oooooooh). Come on, don't be shy. It's essential for my happiness.

don't let yourself down, young man.

2009-02-17T21:39:00.004+08:00

My Lower Back Hurt Ballz!
Struggled with overly heavy weights D:
Actually intended to go to the physiotherapist in my school but then decided not to cause i'm laazzzzyyy. (Heh. This guy is lazy to go for a MASSAGE. can you believe it!)

Lectures so far have been a okay. Just that my mind still drifts away from lecture occasionally! Okay, most of the time. And i slept in maths today! Shall buy more sour sweets in future. OH OH MY SCHOOL CANTEEN SELLS THE AWESOME I-DON'T-KNOW-WHAT-IT'S-CALLED SOUR SWEET! :D Shall find out the name and write it down here sometime. In fact, now i think i have the empty wrapper buried somewhere in my bag. Oh man, i'm such a dirty bugger. I bet the little sugar like sour grains are all over my stuff now. I remember when i was eating them in lecture i got those little grains all over my mouth without realising it, and the girl beside me was like, "hey you got sugar all over your mouth". I hastily wiped them off with the back of my hand while thinking "shit this is so bloody embarassing!" What a way to make a first impression huh!

After school today, headed back to my secondary school to see my teacher and afew friends. Didn't really have the nostalgic feel, maybe because everything at the old campus is different now! But seeing my DB teacher and some schoolmates again was awesome. It's nice to catch up with old friends once in a while, especially when you've awakened to the fact that your days with them are numbered. Sacrifice, Sacrifice. It's all for a better future, (econs: Capital Goods > Comsumer goods). As usual, the genius yours truly thinks of new ways to revise homework. :D Okay fine slap me and wake me up, I'm just an average joe in an average joe school averaging in his average efforts in edging out other average joes.

Uh oh, if i spent the effort writing this on my two GP essay homework i'll have so much less on my shoulders right now. But narrow minded me insists that Globalisation doesn't interest him one bit.

Sleep or homework? I'll choose the former!
OH HOW I'M GOING TO SIN, OH FORGIVE ME.
Just for today, i promise.

What if we stopped having a ball
What if the paint chips from the wall
What if there's always cups in the sink
What if I'm not what you think I am
What if I fall further than you
What if you dream of somebody new
What if I never let you win-- chase you with a rolling pin-- Well, what if I do?

2009-02-15T13:03:00.002+08:00

Valentine's day was spent Training! D:
At least it won't be so crazy after april, when all the important competitions pass.

I wonder if I've taken the wrong path though. I have a quaint feeling that i won't be enjoying myself. Choices, choices. No point regretting though, tomorrow onwards, it'll be all hard work ans having fun while doing it(at least trying to)! I'm finally feeling refreshed! It's all a matter of perspectives, I guess!

I think i've been bullshitting alot.
“We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.”

Ahh. That sorta sums it up!
Looking forward to tomorrow! :D

2009-02-13T18:23:00.003+08:00

Second week of school down! Many to go!

The whole world seems to think that bio kills. nyeh. :/
And Canoeing too.

"HAAAH YOU NEVER TAKE O LEVELS?"
"WAH CRAZY AH?"

There are 7 people from my og joining canoeing! :D
Which is awesome because there wouldn't be a need for more ice breaking.
Have been oh so weary the past week, and proper lectures have not even started yet! I have a short attention span and sitting through long lectures just isn't my thang. I get distracted easily, drifting off into my own world, thinking of many many other things.

Motivation, Drive, Direction. I really want to make something out of my time in junior college. Don't want another disappointment like the O'levels again.

pssssht Hungry again.

2009-02-12T21:08:00.001+08:00

Wanted to blog! But i'm just too tired. D:

2009-02-07T10:21:00.003+08:00

I'm going to fucking kill people already.
For the past few nights, I've been sleeping 6 hours or less and today, when i finally get to sleep in, i'm jolted awake at blardy 9am by drilling noises.
That aside, yesterday was FINALE NIGHT!
The Cultural Centre was turned into a screaming and bouncing mass of human. I went crazy, lost my voice, my erdrums hurt afterwards, but if i can do it again, i would. Hands down.
My OG is an awesome bunch of friendly people, and it sucks to know that i've only learnt to cherish my precious orientation time on the last day.
Past few days, i've been so bothered by other stuff that i haven't gotten to really enjoy myself and see how much SA's orientation really has to offer.

Bah, gonna have to go for training later. I hope i enjoy it, wish me luck!

2009-02-04T22:35:00.003+08:00

So..... School has officially started for me!
First day was at NYJC, don't ask me to elaborate, it was quite painful to stay there!
Let's just say that it's not exactly the best place to go unless you're thinking of working in china in future.
No seriously, they have a partnership with Peking University or something!

On the second day though, was a different story! I reported to SAJC instead, my appeal being successful. but there's one catch. I'm selling my next two years of free time to their canoeing team. I sure hope i'll enjoy it. Going to take Bio, chem and econs as my H2 subjects. Not sure if bio will kill me though! Initially i was looking forward to learn more about human reproduction, but in the end i found out there was no such topic so basically half my interest died. D: Kidding!

Fine, not funny.

Shoot, i'm talking to myself again!

Orientation so far has been fun! With my OG being one of the friendliest OGs you can ever find. Our OGL, Eunice, can be more or less described in one word: awesome. Shan't elaborate, my brain's dying!

I'm still getting used to the new environment though!
I miss everyone D:

Feeling rather Incomplete in a way though! :/
Ouch.

2009-01-30T06:57:00.001+08:00

oh fuck!

2009-01-29T13:36:00.001+08:00

I'm feeling nervous all of a sudden! Posting results are out tomorrow.

First choice first coice, come to me. :D

2009-01-27T01:33:00.000+08:00

In a Manner of speaking
I just want to say
That I could never forget the way
You told me everything
By saying nothing

2009-01-25T12:56:00.002+08:00

I am zombie like.

I barely scraped 4 hours of sleep last night, or rather, this morning.

Okay, 4 hours might seem alot to some of you, but for a pig like me, anything under 8 hours is considered 'little'.

My day yesterday, started at around... 3pm.

Woke up, brushed my teeth, burped and farted a couple of times, and then headed out to meet a bunch of my primary school friends.

Took 963 to habourfront which took an unholy time of about one and a half hours, afterwards we headed to vivocity for some steamboat buffet!

I was quite disappointed by the fact that there wasn't a hotplate!

How could they! Like toe socks, hot plates and charred meat are essential for happiness! (Unless you were there that day, you wouldn't understand the joke, but who cares :D)

We ordered the tom yam soup and the seafood soup. Seafood soup was :/, but the tom yam was the love.

It was enjoyable tho, It's all about the company.

Tofus are menacing i tell you. They look so soft, harmless and uh cute?, whatever, I fished out a small little cube of it from the tom yam soup, and seeing that it was piping hot, i left it on my plate for about 5 minutes.

Thinking it was safe already as the tofu was no longer giving off steam, i popped it in my mouth and broke it open with my teeth, then it happened...

THE CORE WAS FUCKING HOT.

As the evil little white blob slithered around in my mouth, it left me frantically waving my arms in the air like some possessed insertinthispacewhatevercreaturethatwavesitarmsaroundalot.

And more evidence that my iq level has dropped tremendously from lack of stimulation since i graduated. I had to pay a total of 18.70. therefore i fished out 10 $2 notes and seventy cents, and demanded, "okay, so you give me two dollars back."

If you don't realise my mistake by now you are officially, as dumb as me. Which is very dumb, to say the least.

After dinner i went to get my shoes. $$, don't go away so quickly D:

Okay, i shall save the rest of my pay(hopefully).

Headed to xinhao's house for a MEGA MOVIE MARATHON.

Okay, not so mega , we only watched like 2 movies.

Apocalyto and Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo bay.

In between we went to Kap mac for uh, unholyhourfast. It's a new catchphrase for eating at time when everyone else in the whole country is sound asleep.

Being the manly man that I am, I bought a MEGA MAC.

To my disappointment though, it was slanted so badly i had to like squeeze everything back so it made up a proper column.

Mac should really send their staff for burger stacking courses.

It was still yummy tho!

Finished watching everything at about 6.30am, reached home at about 7, slept at about 8, and that explains my lack of energy now.

Had a cool dream yesterday, it made me so happy that when i woke up and realised it was not real, i wanted to smash a chair. Oh well!

No it was not a wet dream. D:<

I might just have woken up to meet Mr. Ugly Truth. :/

2009-01-22T14:27:00.003+08:00

Wow, Just wow.

Had balls of fun yesterday. (I know it's wrong, but I Love the expression) ;D

Heading to somerset later to regain my rollerblading skills. LOL.

it's been more than a year since i last went there!

Let's hope i don't break anything! : D

I actually slept 14 hours last night even though i didn't do anything vigorous yesterday. Talk about exhaustion. LOL

2009-01-19T14:27:00.007+08:00

OMG SCANDAL!

This should be splashed all over the front page of WanBao. I'm such a great paparazzo.

MEGA UPDATE!

Yesterday:

Met up with yan han and jianwei, had a heck load of fun, just walking around, talking and doing manly things like prespiring.

We caught Red Cliff 2, It was awesome, long, but amazingly not draggy at all! But there was no sex scene. LOLOL. I don't know why i'm pointing this out, but i find it weird since these days every movie has one, okay other than stuff like Barney or teletubbies, that'd be repulsive.

We went crazy, doign crazy stuff like we did back in sec 2. Ahhh, the memories. I'll be seventeen soon, can't do a lot of dumb things anymore, such as pretending to look up a bronze statue's skirt in the middle of Orchard Road.

After the movie, we settled down at Gloria Jean's Coffee outside Cineleisure just to chill out and talk nonsense. Three dollar coffees FTWW!!!

We sat there till we forgot the bloody time, and the train service ended. Thereafer we went to Yan han's awesome House to spend the night.

And ^That^ happened. Jianwei was aspiring to be the next Edison Chen i guess.

Fun rating, 8/10.

Feeling pretty Super right now!

Shit, I think my writing abilities has dropped to previously unimaginable levels. D:

From dec 26th to Jan 4th, I was working at taka.

There, i met the most happening bunch of colleagues.

Lunchtime with them always left me developing fits from laughing too much.

Fun rating, 8/10

Who says you can't have fun while earning money ;D

Pity i don't really keep in touch with them anymore.

It was fun while it lasted!

PULAU UBIN MANLY EXPEDITION

I all of you have been waiting for an in depth update, but OMG THERE ISN'T ONE!

I feel guilty, i shit you not. But Sloth>Guilt once again. : D

the journey there!

Jianwei's WTF face

A little bit of brotherly love is always good.

Ponchos FTW

Campsite two.

Fun rating, 9.5/10

I saw two shooting stars, talked about manly stuff with the rest of the manly men, and basically just enjoyed myself! :D It was super.

Why didn't I give it full marks then?

1. Vito Screwed up the mosquito repellent can so I got gangbanged by a whole army of bloodthirsty Mosquito Ladies (males don't drink blood.)

2. Potable water can't be found anywhere. We basically bathed and cooked in muddy well water for 2 days.

3. It was so windy on the second night we didn't even manage to bring the well water to a boil! Being manly men(other than Jun wei), we just Grunted and went , "F*** it", Proceeding to eatour semi-hard noodle cakes in lukewarm muddy water. If that isn't manly, manly doesn't exist.

LONG DISTANCE ROLLEBLADING FROM CITY HALL TO CHANGI!

It was a hell of a day, shan't elaborate.

Slurpee madness.

No, we didn't plan to wear the same shirts.

Yes, i'm Straight.

Been to SaJc's canoeing training two days ago.

Was actually thinking of Joining them,

But the coach was being anal about me having Ac instead of Sa as my first choice.

Saying things like , "Then why are you rowing here today?"

Oh well, time to look at other options before making up my mind.

Not my loss :D

SELF REFLECTION TIME:

Saw this on xinfang's blog, i think it's quite meaningful!

Less expectations, less disappointments.

We expect so much more from them and when they fail to deliver, we blame ourselves, them and everyone around us. It’s really not fair to do so. Lower your expectations and you’ll be much happier.

True. :D

I'm gonna go clear up my house later. It's in quite a mess, and i think i want to give my parents a pleasant surprise when they come home later. I've been neglecting my family too much D:

Blogger's really fucky, Thinking of Switching over to the DARK SIDE. Photobucket Sucks balls too, that explains the duplicate photos.

Shit, then again, i think the problem lies with me. LOL

2009-01-16T15:58:00.002+08:00

Secret Crowds

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Just Friends - Nine Black Alps

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
The Fever- The Academy Is...

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Walk Idiot Walk- The Hives

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
I Fall to Pieces - Patsy Cline

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Sirens - Angels and Airwaves

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Friday I'm In Love - The Cure

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Alcohol - Cansei De Ser Sexy (LOLOLOL?)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Music Is My Hot Hot Sex - CSS (LOLOLOL x2)

WHAT IS 2+2?
This Place Is A Prison - The Postal Service

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Shake it- Metro Station

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Stuck On You- Paramore

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Nothing Better - The Postal Service (:D)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Traffic Light - The TingTings (LOLOL?)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
It's A Disaster - OkGo (I'm starting to like this quiz. LOL)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Bubly - Colbie Cailat

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Bang Bang - Nancy Sinatra

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Temptation Greets You Like Your Naughty Friend- Arctic Monkeys

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Foolish Games - Jewel

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Out Of Control - Hoobastank (LOL)

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Asleep At The Wheel - Goot

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Karma - Alicia Keys

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Whatever It Takes - Lifehouse

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Spider Webs - No Doubt (WTFUX!)

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Forever Lost - The Magic Numbers

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Volcano - Beck

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Teddy Picker - Arcitc Monkeys

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Between You and Me - The Ataris

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE
Feeling Good - Michael Buble

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Love me Do - Beatles

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Secret Crowds - Angels and Airwaves

2009-01-16T14:01:00.002+08:00

RANT RANT RANT!

This week has been one of the most horrible I've ever had!

My throat is sore, and my lip wound is being a bitch!

Those are the least of my worries.

I'm starting to like the Ting Tings.

LOL. Though the lyrics are quite senseless, i'm falling in love with their mind-blowingly catchy lyrics.

+1 to crazy head banging.

Imagine all the girls,
Ah ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Two more weeks of freedom left before i begin my 2 years of hell.
I'm gonna go make the most of it!

First, by getting out of my house, starting tomorrow.

2009-01-13T21:56:00.002+08:00

Okay Okay, I shan't lie.
I'm not fine, i'm lost, i'm slightly devastated.
I guess i only have myself to blame!
I failed, i lost, i underachieved, i didn't make the cut..

but....
Life goes on!
I'd like to thank everyone that has lent a hand, a pat on the back, a slap on the face, whatever.
I'll be fine tomorrow! This time, it's for real.

FUTURE,I'M READY!
i think. ;D

2009-01-12T18:22:00.002+08:00

I got 6 As.

Wow! you'd think.

But five of them are A2s!

Just great huh!

In the end i got an l1r5 of 11.

Sigh.

But oh well! I'll move along, I'm not dead yet, i'll work harder in JC.

It's always easier with people around who care. I guess.

:D I'm fine.

2009-01-11T23:56:00.002+08:00

Back from another day of soccer!

Uneventful training today, boring. Shan't talk about it.

Hmm.

Quite awhile ago, there was a website called stomp, supposedly created for citizen journalists.

But wait! Take a closer look at the singapore seen, and you'll realise that instead of journalists, you'll find anal-nitpicking-sometimes-jealous-complainers.

it's amusing!

Just take a look at the reports!

UNCLE GAVE ME TOO LITTLE PORK IN MY BAK CHOR MEE SO I WENT TO COMPLAIN BUT HE GAVE ME ATTITUDE(throw in a picture of a bowl of noodles)

COUPLE HUGS IN TRAIN, I COVER MY EYES IN DISGUST!

WOMAN WEARS 4 INCH HEELS, SO UNCOMFORTABLE!

MOSQUITOS KEEP BITING ME, I KNOW THEY BITE EVERYBODY ELSE BUT I STILL WANT TO COMPLAIN! D:

Now that you've read this far, you'd think, nobody would be interested in the website at all, but Singaporeans, being inherently 'Kaypo' turn the website into a buzzing hell hole of idon'tknowwhat.

Check it out for yourself! It's mind blowing.

Tomorrow's the release of the o level results!

I hope i won't get my ass handed to me once again.

Butterflies in my stomach.

If i get a L1R5 of above 10, i'd probably smash a chair, cry, and smash another chair.

But i guess i can handle it!

If i get 7A1s, i'd probably rip off all my clothes and go streaking around Cck.

Fat hope ;D

I'll be off now!

Here is anothe rinteresting quote i came across while reading 'To kill a Mockingbird"

"I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand. It's when you know you're licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what. You rarely win, but sometimes you do. "

There's a story behind it, but i shan't be long winded. :D

2009-01-10T11:41:00.001+08:00

HOHO! i'm back yet again.
Let's see. I initially wanted to upload a ton of photos!
But since i'm so tired i'm just like ahfuckthat.
I LET YOU DOWN ONCE AGAIN, MY DEAR ATETREES D:

I'm still stuck in a 2008 mentality, and it feels damn weird when i say, "last year" even though it just seems like yesterday. Results are gonna be released on monday, and i'm super nervous. But what can i do anyway!

I shall share a funny dream that i had last night.
Okay fine, not that funny, i'm the only one who finds it funny but i don't care! D:< class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">WHOOPASS awesome 8A1s. I was so happy i was about to implode and start bear hugging everyone in the room, but then suddenly, it struck me I don't blardy take eight subjects! O: Turns out, i took someone else's result slip. Nyeh. In the end, i still got 5A1s and an l1r5 of 7. Was still extremely happy. Untill i woke up. D:

What did i do today? I had a soccer match! (still love talking to myself) After about 4873648279 years of not training i went directly for a match! Despite only playing for about half an hour i got the great honour of being smacked in the face by the football. Just great. Now my lips look as if i just kissed sandpaper. Ouch. As usual, i was too absorbed in my own imaginary world that people had to yell and scream at me "EH WHAT YOU DOING,WAKE UP LAH". And they were not only my teammates. After i was subbed off, instead of walking straight to the sidelines i cut across the whole field causing both teams (including the referee) to yell and scream at me.
Aweeeessommmmme.

Okay, i think i shall reply all previous tags in this post as i have not replied tags for quite awhile and my teeny weeny tag board just can't take so much at one go ;D

Starting from the earliest:

Benjamin: Alrights, shall give you a sticker that says, NEEDS IMPROVEMENT. Look @ Your ubin post! Its incomplete! Btw nw your blog add is giving me the irks. I typed iatebees.blogspot.com BEAT THAT :)

Me: If you were already giving me those stickers back then i can't imagine what you'll be giving me now. HEH. Come on! I totally forgot 90% of what happen in ubin already, you must give me time! It's still awesome though. At least you were original enough not to type something like "Iate(insert vegetation, eg. Grass).blogspot.com" : D

Heeyi: LOL the quote is nice leh! Never come across such words o.O'

Me: LOL. I have no idea what to say to you other than Thanks! but the credit doesn't belong to me.

Yianlu: A whole lot of Html code.
Me: Thanks for the help! Will look into it "soon" (i'm a procrastinator! D:)

SUYU: Hello!
Me: Hi! LOL?

Sam: nope nope, i still come and read! :D
Me: Hee, thanks. And i'm sorry! D:

Sophia: kok! :D i still see you often at the bus stop so i dont miss you. ah kidding miss you see you during chaleeeeeeet! :D
Me: HAW HAW. Aww thanks. Seen you during the chalet already. Idon'tknowwhattosay! D:

Yingling: Soap, u are weird. So I'm suppose to miss Koky?
Me: YEAH DUH!

Jy: llo! i wanna miss you too! er but i just saw you yester- no wait, today.
Me: LOL. You'll get the opportunity to not-see-me-for-ages soon enough! : D But that's not a good thing is it!

Keith: Wow. Congratulations
Me: Thaaaaaannnnkkkkssss :D

Regina: YUCKS!!! Do you know the ice milo at the staff canteen is one-fifth made of condesed milk, half made of ice, 3-fifth made of milo powder, and one-tenth made of hot water!!!!!!!!
Me: IT IS DAMN NICE LAH. I miss it so much now. I only dont like that half made out of ice part. LOL.

Chubin: wow. u noe how to play guitar meh.
:think: lol
Me: Right....

Ben: Grats? :)
Me: Thanks :D

Crystal: Eh, retarded little toe. LOL.
Me: Whuuuuuut! You're supposed to look at the guitar! not my foot! D:<

Chubin: ikea very nice hor. LOL ^^
Me: Uh, yep!

So, that'll be all for about 38746 more years before i come back again.
Good luck on monday to whoever sees this!

2009-01-06T14:06:00.002+08:00

OMG MY WORK HAS ENDED.

I'm so glad that it's over.

At the same time though, i'll miss the place and the people.

My supervisors have been awesome, never losing their temper at anyone/anything.

And you work not because you're ordered to, you work because you don't want to let them down.

I guess it works better that way doesn't it! :D

my colleagues have been awesomely fun.

Just went to sakae sushi with them last night, I'm surely looking forward to more outings! (:

Meanwhile, i've gotten a new baby. HEH.

And I've yet to show it off to the world

CHEERS :D

2009-01-03T21:46:00.002+08:00

Life has been hellishly monotonous the past few days, to say the least.
All thanks to work!
Listening to the same Chinese new year songs being repeated for about 9 hours straight almost made me foam at the mouth and get fits. (They have about 3 songs in their wholesome playlist. Assuming one song lasts 3 minutes, it would be repeated approximately 60 times is a day. That's a hell lot of Gong xi fai cais if you think about it.)

Now i have feeling that i only come here once in awhile to rant. LOL. Oh well, other than that, life's been pretty decent in the holidays. I had lots of free time to do what i want, when i want(before work), my colleagues are an awesome bunch of fun people, and i shall be thankful and say that at least the air con in my work place works and the floors are clean and shiny. You should try this someday. Stick your finger is either nostril, roll it around inside and gather as much snot as you can and knead it into a nice little snot-ball. It gets even better when you combine your findings from both nostrils. Flick it on the shiny floor, and observe. Within a shocking period of about 5-10 seconds, a cleaner uncle/auntie will magically appear from nowhere and dutifully dispose of the ball of treasure. Okay, i'm exaggerating, but yes, that place is really clean. The yummy ice milo served at the staff canteen ensures that my daily bouts of thirst are assuaged.

2008-12-30T13:16:00.003+08:00

Hello! It's Chuck here and, uh i think, Ch's long period of absence from the information superhighway has allowed me to come back from exile and CONQUER HIS BLOG WUHAHAHAH.

So... what have you guys been up to?

Nothing interesting here, Since ch's been working at Taka as some delivery coordinator(slack) i've been just, well, lazing around and polishing my not-so-shiny-but-still-acceptably-shiny bits.

Bah, do you even care?

All you want is him to come back to posting regularly isn't it!

I should've known!

Nobody loves me! D:

Oh, btw he ends work this sunday so that's when he MIGHT come back

2008-12-15T01:55:00.000+08:00

can someone help me get rid of that bloody search bar?! I can't do html for nuts.

2008-12-15T01:33:00.003+08:00

HELLO ONCE AGAIN.
Tonight is a cold and wet night (I sure hope it doesn't rain tomorrow!)
And since i finally have nothing else better to do i'm here to write another half assed update!

I have a feeling that nobody ever comes here anymore, and i might just be correct. But who cares anyway, i love talking to myself.:D

So what have i been doing lately?
Nothing much, really, reading, rollerblading, going to the gym, and basically, just doing nothing at home!

I've been reading this pretty decent book recently!
It's a pretty much captivating title 'following the wrong god home' by Catherine Lim ,So called the best author in Singapore (if not the only one that's known to the masses?)
I've only gone through a third of the book but it's main theme ( i guess) is the age-old dilemma of duty versus passion.

I bet everyone has reached the same point before, Should i do what i want to do or should i do what i'm supposed to only because i have to.
Okay i'm crapping. LOL

but it's nice, go grab a copy if you can, i can't review anything for nuts.

And i came across this quote recently!
“Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.” - Neil gaiman.

Wow. I've never looked at it that way!
Oh btw, This guy is the author of Stardust(OMG!) and the Sandman Comic series.

I'm going off to sleep.
Take care of yourselves! The weather recently has been @#$! wet and cold.

2008-12-10T10:48:00.002+08:00

This is getting ironic.

During school days, i update my blog ever so frequently, but once it comes to the holidays, even though i have more free time now, i neglect my blog.

OH OH, anyway, graduation day pictures are here

Very late, but hey, who cares!

I'm feeling particularly grumpy right now, maybe its because i just woke up.

Give me something to smash.

UBIN TRIP:

In depth update in the works. HAHAHAHA

2008-12-01T20:57:00.002+08:00

Clinkity Clink.

Been really busy recently!

Busy enjoying each and every day of freedom, ENJOYENJOYENJOY.

I kind of love this lifestyle! The only catch is, i've been spending and spending and spending so much, i had to draw some money out of my sexyguitar fund! D:

I have a quaint feeling that my iq has dropped tremendously. And i had a weird dream that i got 15 for my L1R5! I was so depressed i tell you, it almost felt real. If that really happens, i'll most probably bawl, smash a chair, yell, smash a chair, and cry some more, after that reluctantly accept the fact that there's a high chance that i might return to teck whye daily to go to pie-yon-near jc(not naming any educational institute here.)

It just might happen, considering the fact that i absolutely screwed up literature, and i'm hopeless at Chinese. I wonder if i will have to take complicated math in junior college, i can't count for nuts, and yes, sometimes i still use my fingers to count.

I'll be away for the next three days, for sexy camp 2008. Like absolutely everyone else, I'm super into wild boars, and i'm hoping i might be able to see one in Ubin this time around, since absolutely everyone except me saw one during OBS. The only drawback is that i smell a disaster coming. What good could come out of 7 testosterone driven teenage boys partying in a jungle? It could come in any form, Insect infestation, wild boar/snake/monkey attack, forest fire caused by our campfire (Boys+Fire=Awesome + Disaster.), Tsunami, falling into pits and quarries. I expect one hell of a trip! (not that i'm complaining!)

BEAT THAT, BORING CHALET PEOPLE!

And now, i shall do a quiz that Tingyan Tagged me to do.

I promise this will be one of the last.

Blog critics who sneer at half assed posts, can't do much to help, I'm a half assed boy (figuratively only, of course. That said, my butt is kinda flat isn't it!)

The rules & regulations:
1) Each player of this game starts off with 10 weird things/habits/little known facts about yourself.
2) People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 10 weird things/habits/little know facts as well as state this rule clearly
3) At the end, you need to choose 10 people to be tagged & list their names
4) No tagging back.

- I love smashing things. (I don't think this is little-known, is it!)

- I totally act like a disgusting ah pek at home. I rub my pot belly, dig my nose, fart and roll around.

- I used to be called(by my mum and my primary 1 teacher) the 'kor lau lau boy', which in dialect, means 'the boy who wear his shorts baggy/low'. I have no idea why either.

- I actually thought that humans had 300 teeth, blame my sister, she was always teaching me all the wrong bullshit when i was young.

- I totally love Bacon, i mean, who would've thought that one strip of salted, pig fat could taste so gorgeous?

- I secretly wish that the awesome new campus would crash and burn down in flames because i'm jealous that i'll never get to use it. HAHA.

- I get awfully shy around people whom i'm not familiar with, and everyone thinks that i'm 'dao' because i don't talk much.

- I am short-sighted, but i hate wearing specs. As a result, i usually don't say hi or smile or wave to people standing a distance away from me, just in case i wave to the wrogn people. Once again, people say i'm 'dao' because i do that.

- Extremely disorganised.My room is an absolute shit-hole, I'm always late, and I leave wrappers, dishes, clothes everywhere. I can picture my future wife threatening to kill me with a chopper. 'EH UNCLE, YOU BETTER F&^#KING TIDY UP ALL YOUR SHIT BEFORE I CHOP YOUR ASS AH!'

- No one entirely understands me, not even myself. Spoooky, but it all adds up to the type of person that sleeps too little, runs around too much, touches too many balls and talks too much. I even find myself annoying sometimes! That said, I absolutely love being myself, and if i had i choice, i'd be myself again all over. (what am i saying.)

2008-11-23T20:34:00.002+08:00

This is just great. After about 10,000 years, i finally earned a Whopping 20 cents from nuffnang!

I'm so happy, now that i know i will get my 50 dollar payout about 2.5 million years later!

Way to go!

D:<

Hawhaw.

Had an outing with my classmates today. Was pretty fun! Actually, more fun than i had initially expected it to be. HAHA.

We'll it's a waste I only got more familiar with some only after i've graduated!

Life is full of things i should have, but just didn't / don't do.

Oh well! I can't regret can I!

I'm FORWARD LOOKING! PLEEEEEEEEEENG!

Another half assed update. D:

But i found a nice song!

here are the lyrics, if you'd bother to listen!

Mandy:
Ninety Miles outside Chicago
Can't stop driving
I don't know why
So many questions
I Need an answer
Two years later
he's still on my mind
Jonathan:
Whatever happened to Amelia Earhart?
Who holds the stars up in the sky?
Is true love just once in a lifetime?
Both:
Did the captain of the Titanic cry?

(Ohh)

(Chorus)
Someday we'll know
If love can move a mountain...
Someday we'll know
Why the sky is blue...
Someday we'll know
Why I wasn't meant for you...

Mandy:
Does anybody know the way to Atlantis?
Jonathan:
Or what the wind says when she cries?
Mandy:
I'm speeding by the place that I met you
Both:
For the 97th time...Tonight

(Chorus)
Someday we'll know
If love can move a mountain...
Someday we'll know
Why the sky is blue...
Someday we'll know
Why I wasn't meant for you...
(yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Both:
Someday we'll know
Jonathan:
Why Samson loved Delilah...
Both:
One day I'll go
Mandy:
Dancing on the moon...
Both:
Someday you'll know
That I was the one for you...
Mandy:
I bought a ticket to the end of the rainbow,
Jonathan:
I watched the stars crash in the sea,
Mandy:
If I could ask God just one question...
Both:
Why aren't you here with me?...Tonight

(Chorus)
Someday we'll know
If love can move a mountain...
Someday we'll know
Why the sky is blue...
Someday we'll know
Why I wasn't meant for you...
(yeah yeah yeah yeah)

Someday we'll know
Why Samson loved Delilah...
One day I'll go
Dancing on the moon...
Someday you'll know
That I was the one for you...

2008-11-22T01:37:00.003+08:00

HELLO MY DEAR FRIENDS!

Once again, i am starting to lag behind in my posts. Why? Because the holidays are just too damn tiring/fun! That said, i just realised i love to ask myself questions when i post. Why? I don't know!

I have a dragon boat competition tomorrow at eight in the morn and i am not sleeping!

Why? I don't know either, now stop that.

Prom Night was badass. The Company was great, although i won't be seeing some of my schoolmates ever again after that night. Saddening, but hey, there's always new people to meet right! Try not to forget me, because we all know i'm awesome. (hey-whut-ze-link!)

Anyway, the pictures are HERE!

With that, I shall end this pathetic excuse of a blog update.

BUH BYE!

2008-11-13T16:13:00.002+08:00

FIRST DAY OF NOTHING-TO-DO-AT-HOME.

Haha. What can i do!? Play dotA!?

Nah. I always get owned.

And my bicycle tyre is punctured. Psssht.
I balanced precariously on the rickety(its about as old as me) bike and managed to reach the bicycle shop after about 62 centuries.

Happily, i was already rehearsing my cheerful "Uncle Huan Tyre Duo Shao Qian Ah?" line when i was greeted by a sign which says. Closed on Thursday. Psssht.

Of all days, THURSDAY!? WHYYYYYYY.

dejected, i spent another 62 centuries balancing like a circus clown and now i'm finally home.

That said, the weather is awesome. :D

2008-11-13T01:05:00.001+08:00

SUPPRESSION.

might not be the best solution, but what else could i do!?

2008-11-12T13:24:00.004+08:00

O LEVELS ARE FUCKING OVER!

No, i don't care whether you think i'm crude if i use vulgarities.

However, i don't seem as happy as i am supposed to be. I wonder why! Suddenly it dawned upon me that i have too much free time and too little activities to fill up my free time, well, at least i think so!

Don't hesitate to ask me out to have fun. I'll be super fun-to-be-with, i promise.

I think i might work and save up for an electric guitar after like 13498-324 fucking years (Crude! D:<).

Surprisingly, there's an alarming lack of chalets this year! I only have the usual pri school chalet! Not that i like chalets too much anyway. Going to the same place and getting stuck with the same people with nothing to do for 3 days is not exactly the funnest (?) thing to do. Surprisingly though, even when we mostly have nothing to do most of the time, we end up going home like zombies.

AND WOOHOO FINALLY A HOLIDAY WHERE I WOULDN"T NEED TO WAKE UP 5 TIMES A WEEK AT AN UNHOLY HOUR TO GO FOR TRAINING! But Ironically, i kinda miss it.

So... I've decided to go for training just for the fun of it. And take part in next weekend's river regatta! Sounds like fun. Rowing with the DREAM TEAM/BATCH that never achieved gold. At least we raised to bar to never before reached heights! Really, they're the best team mates anyone can ask for.

PLUS PLUS, I'm going to go camping! In like Pulau Ubin! I wonder if i will get like possesed or attacked by wild animals. The highest probability is still me falling into a ditch or quarry and never be found again. If i don't come back, Chuck will take over. I'm sure you still remember who he is right!

2008-11-11T00:30:00.009+08:00

HELLLUUUU.

Last paper will be on Wednesday, I'm all hyped up about the holidays and the new school year next year!

I'm not feeling particularly good about my performance in the o's, however, there's nothing i can do about it D:<

For now, i'm going to do a stupid survey, just because i feel like it.

Uncreative, yes. Fills up space? Hell yeah. Ripped from friendster. HAHA.

To compensate, maybe i'd just answer more elaborately. Maybe

What's the first thing you'll do when you turn 18?:

Honestly, I don't know i will do when i turn 18. Maybe I'd go steal a beer truck, that way, i'll kill two birds with one stone. 18 is the legal age to drink and drive isn't it! (No, i'm talking about drinking and driving as separate issues.) But then again, Just because i can, doesn't mean i should right? Wait, i'm starting to talk to myself.

Wheres the last place you went?:

Toilet. Ahhh yes, the toilet. Most of them smell like shit-holes(literally), but you just can't live without them., can you!

When will you kiss the last person you kissed?:

The last person i kissed was probably one of my parents. If you'd ask me to do it now, i'd probably cringe the cringiest cringe anyone had ever cringed, but then again, the answer to this question is still a yes.

Do you find piercings attractive?:

It all depends on the location. (don't think too much guys.)

When was the last time you saw snow?:

About six years ago. Snow city doesn't have snow, they use some sort of Slur-pee. Sorry kids, that's life for you!

Who was the last person you sat next to?:

I don't remember! :O

Do you smile often?:

It depends on the atmosphere doesn't it!

Do you prefer an ocean or pool?:

Ocean sized pool. WOO. Plus dolphins.

When was the last time you cried?:

Db comp. April 12, 2008. Yes, i don't believe it either. I(we) cried BEFORE we even went down for our final race! Passion plus testosterone can really do things to your head.

What are your plans for tomorrow?:

STUDY, FOR THE LAST FRICKEN TIME(this year). WEEET!

How long is your hair?:

Depends on what hair you're talking about. (OMG CRINGE, CORNY, DIRTY JOKE. D:)

No, i don't measure, and don't get funny ideas.

What color are your eyes?:

White plus brown plus black plus red plus shine, that more or less sums it up!

If you could have something right now, what would it be?:

Wish Granting Machine plus lifetime warranty. Genies only give three.

Do you miss anything/anyone?:

Well! Currently no. I only miss people when i think of them and now i'm feeling really blank up there.

Do you tend to rip the paper off water bottles?:

Most of the time, I don't know why either. I used to rip the stickers off my old toys.

If you were being chased by an alligator, what would you do?:

Crikey! Produce a wildlife show.

How many pillows are on your bed?:

durrrrrrrrrrrr. One.

What song are you currently listening to?:

Cigarette Light Love Song - Marvelous 3

If you caught a significant other cheating on you what would you do?:

Roll into a ball and cry.

What time did you wake up this morning?:

6 am! Amazing, yes. Willingly, No.

Do you have any cousins?:

Plenty

Can you imagine yourself living in a cardboard box?:

Tried when i was about 3. Failed miserably. Apparently, cardboard boxes don't provide good ventilation (was too young to cut stuff), even if they seem all brown and homey and stuff. durrrr.

Who was the last person you talked to?:

Sister Kok.

Ever liked someone that you didn't think you stood a chance with?:

Yes! Think Hayley Williams with normal hair.

Is someone on your mind right now?:

Me wantzzz bed.

Would you ever change for a boy/girl?:

Principles, No. Behaviour, Depends. Clothes, definitely.

How do you feel about abortions?:

Not the best way to solve problems. But think, wouldn't it be worse if johnny found out that he was only an 'accident' 15 years later?

Do you eat junk food everyday?:

Depends on what you define as 'Junk'. Rule of thumb : "If it tastes good eat it."

Have you seen anyone lately that you don't get along with but you said hi anyways?:

Why yes!

Who has your heart at the moment?:

Literally , Myself. Figuratively, Also myself.

Are your parents over the age of 40?:

Wayyy over, but don't let them see this.

What is your favorite color shirt to wear?:

Transparent. LOL. Kidding. Is transparent even a colour?

Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?:

Used to do so about 3 times a week. (training bus)

What shoes did you wear today?:

School shoes.

Do you like hugs?:

Who doesn't! Unfortunately though, i'm rather deprived. HAHA

Are you a loud person?:

Loud, maybe not, but Unstoppable/mutable.

When was the last time you went shopping?:

60 centuries ago.

Where did you go shopping at?:

Fairprice.

Where is your heart?:

In my chest!?

Are you wearing any jewelry?:

Bling bling teethz

Did you brush your teeth this morning?:

With much difficulty (screwed up arm),

Do you live near your best friends?:

HOW NEAR IS NEAR? @%$@

Are you scared of bugs?:

Monster sized ones, Maybe.

Do you read?:

Depends on the language.

Do you sleep with a teddy bear?:

OMG THAT SOUNDS KINKY!

What's the last TV show you watched?:

MADAGASCARZZZZZ

What are you doing right now?:

You F$#%ING QUIZ THING! YOU MAKE ME SPEND HOUR ON YOU AND NOW YOU ASK ME WHAT IN THE @%#$$ WORLD I'M DOING!!???? STOP BEING SO &(%(@ING RHETORIC. BITCH!(blame it on the exam stress.)

Is there anyone that you wish was out of your life?:

Not really. They bring excitement (LOL)

Regret breaking up with any of your ex's?:

Never really had a 'REAL' relationship/breakup before so there's nothing to regret, is there!

Who was the last person you rode in a car with?:

Sean, Jianwei, Fadz. Cars come with more than 2 seats for a reason.

Did you hug or kiss anyone today?:

Nope.

Where would you like to live?:

In my Imagination. YEAH.

Do you like candy necklaces?:

I shall go google Candy Necklaces later.

When's the last time you fell or ran into something?:

Don't really remember. Happens too often

Have you ever moved?:

Moved house, 15 years ago. Move body, all the time(@$#$).

What makes you mad?

EVERYTHING D:<>

Have you ever had a song written about you?

Not important enough

Verdict: I regret wasting my time. Please, if i ever decide to slack off and do a quiz again, smack me.

2008-11-08T23:49:00.004+08:00

O Levels, are ALMOST over!

Notice, ALMOST.

And yet, i have the "wooweeexamsover" kinda mood.

Been playing, playing, playing!
Haw Haw. Oh well, at least i'm enjoying myself!

Still, back to ze bookz tomorrowzzz, can't afford to sacrifice my science results.

Literature was a super disaster. None of the essays that i spotted came out! So all i could muster were half assed 'I FEEL LIKE DURRRRR.' essays. I'm not the consistent worker, I only go into overdrive mode before exams! Usually, all i do is just memorise model essays and vomit them out onto the paper during the exam(not that i like to do it).

Geez, what can i do about it anyway!

Oh, and i think i kinda screwed something in my left arm while at the gym yesterday! Now it hurts pretty bad, and its getting worse! My arm makes a pop sound when i move it. Poppity pop. BUT, I'll be fine!

SHALL GO FIND STUFF TO DO NOW, BUH BHYEZ

Oh, btw, sorry about not replying the tag board! D:

Will do so soon!

"He felt his smile slide away, melt, fold over and down on itself like a
tallow skin, like the stuff of a fantastic candle burning too long and now
collapsing and now blown out. Darkness. He was not happy. He was
not happy. He said the words to himself. He recognized this as the
true state of affairs. He wore his happiness like a mask . . ."

2008-11-03T11:30:00.002+08:00

For the past 3 days i spent on ss less than a quarter the effort i spent on history.

Its either
1) I've become supergodlike (1/1000000) chance.
2) I've become lazy.

Uh oh.

2008-11-01T22:38:00.005+08:00

OMG I AM UPDATING AGAIN? D:

*hooray! i accidentally deleted half of my post which doesn't include ranting!*

I'm starting to regret even buying the ticket. Fifty bucks! Haha. Let's hope i'll be more enthusiastic towards school functions when i get to JC.

Oh yes, I love staying on the eleventh floor, its cool and all that because i'm higher than most of the population, BUT, taking the lift is a pain sometimes. Especially when you live in a block full of mother-loving-son-of-a-fathers, who never fail to turn one lift into a smoking horse ass factory every fortnight. By smoking horse ass factory (why horse? iduno.), i mean they urinate AND smoke in the lifts.

Okay, fine, i admit that i get too lazy to push the buttons sometimes and i kung fu kick them (whoops.) , but URINATE? Hell no! I've always wondered what's wrong with these people, i mean, there ARE toilets around, and what unholy horse ass do they gain from peeing in the lift!? Adrenaline rush? Come on, i bet even eating cardboard boxes provide more of a kick.

I remember this incident, almost a decade ago, where they installed Urine Dection Devices in lifts. One day, i was going downstairs for god-knows-what reason (10 years ago!) me and my mum spotted a couple of police officers and a wailing Malay boy in the lift lobby. He was crying out loud to the policemen "I CANNOT TAHAN, I CANNOT TAHAN. WEEHHHHH." While a crowd had gathered around the commotion.

Apparently, the boy thought he'd be cool if he peed in the lift and unfortunately for him it triggered the UDD, jamming the lift (not cool.). Also, he does not live in my block, and he was on the way to a religious class (irony). So unable to conjure up anything intelligent from his half assed brain, he gave a half assed excuse of being unable to control his bladder. So why pee in the lift when there are toilets around? Figures.

I don't quite remember what happened to him in the end, but anyone and everone who pees/smokes in lifts deserves a to DIEEEEE.

Grunts.
Hahah.

2008-10-31T23:16:00.007+08:00

OMG I AM SO SAD I FEEL LIKE CUTTING UP MY WRISTS RIGHT NOW! D:<

Heh! Caught your attention didn't I?

Okay fine, i didn't and you don't give a tumbling f@#$ even if i threatened to drown myself in a can of campbell's clam chowder(That is, IF my head fits, and why am i even explaining this huh! ^%#!).

Oh well, i never liked campbell soup. Okay, except for the corn ones. I'm super into corn soup (prospective wifes & girlfriends pay attention.) , be it ang moh corn soup, or Chinese corn soup. I have no idea too. It just tastes SO GUUUUD! Don't you think so too? Never tried corn soup? Oh my, you don't know what you're missing out on.

BMWAHAHHAW. Shitttzz, i should stop talking to myself. exam stress must be getting to my head. How did the papers go? Um, well, i thought i'd do better. Nope, no point crying over spilt milk.

I CAN'T WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT for exams to end.

I know i've said this about 4738253 times and you feel like slapping me now.

Go ahead, blow it up to full screen and slap your monitor (i am not to be held responsible for any injuries or damage to property resulting from any form of fulfilling of fantasies relating to the slapping of my (awesome)face.)

OH MAN I HAVE SOSOSOSOSOSSO MANY THINGS I WANT TO DO THAT I CAN'T POSSIBLY LIST THEM DOWN HERE.

Meanwhile, i'll be off to bury my face in textbooks. And hopefully, i will not have to work as a pizza hut delivery man when i hit 20.

* normal brain activity will resume on the 12th november.

O LEVEL MODE, ACTIVATED.

SHING-SHING-CHING-CHING-

KERPLUNKSHUNKACHOOBA.

Ha! betcha didn't know i could look so studious and harmless.

And hooray! if you have read till here i've have maneged to waste about 5-10 mins of your life, reading some mindless bullshit about clam choder and corn. +1exp for me suckazz! (kidding, of course.)

Happy halloween guys, and all the best for the remaining &^#@&$# papers! :D

2008-10-27T18:34:00.001+08:00

Okay... I am done with my history memorisation.

Now is the scary part. Its the trynottoforgeteverything stage. D:

And i haven't been doing physics. Uh oh.

2008-10-27T02:21:00.001+08:00

sometimes, the best thing to do is to shut the hell up. I'll remember that. Meanwhile, get over it, sir. :D

Guh. This keypad sucks. Sleep time! Oh history, how i hate you.

2008-10-24T22:25:00.004+08:00

I wrote the beggining of this post afew days ago. Just publishing it up for pusblishing it up's sake.

So... It's the middle of o levels now!

If i told you to, could you guess how i feel now?

Tired?

Fucked?

Confident?

Happy?

Stressed?

Nervous?

Apprehensive?

Answer: Well, none of the above really. I've been feeling blank. Just blank. Null. Zero. Numb. Whatever that you could use to describe a blank piece of paper.

Okay.... No, I am no longer blank. I'm Screwed. For the past two days i've journeyed to post World War One Europe, and shook hands with Hitler and Stalin. Feeling pretty messed up at the moment, as i can't really remember what was going on while i was in the two totalitarian states. Except there was mass hysteria and alot of people died. I'm afraid i have no time to finish up my trip to Facist Japan tomorrow before the bad guys test me on it on tuesday. I AM IN DEEP SHIT, and yes, i've officially gone crazy.

KLUHZHING!

I'm starting to dislike the library. It's hell, especially if you have to spend like 90% of your day there. Well for past few weeks, i've been queueing outside the library every saturday without fail at 9.30am. But what choice do i have? As a student in Singapore, i'm part of this crazy education system that stuffs everyone inside a say... toothpaste tube and Squeeeeeeezeees it ,blubbity blub blub blubbow, each time harder and harder, to remove the unwanted nonsense untill only the crème de la crème is left. As a result, students who want a decent future, work their asses off to go to university , and end up as pimple infested freaks (i'm turning into one.), so as to not end up in the toilet sink of life. Okay, i'm getting carried away. Weh hey! (excuse the nonsense sound effects, i'm stressed.) Back to what i was saying, home is too distracting(computers and all that.) fast food restaurants don't welcome us, and worse still, Coffee chains still chase students away even when they blow half of their live savings on ridiculously pricey but tasty drinks! (don't ever study at civic centre starbucks.) So, the library is the obvious choice.

Oh, and don't even think about going to the library after their opening time of 10am on weekends, EVERY seat will be taken up. Even if you do make it before opening time, It's a stampede i tell you.

I've always thought girls (well most. okay some.) were gentle and angelic beings. But that doesn't apply in the LIBRARY. Let's just say i've seen girls crawl under the gate. Not just bend down, they crawled as if they just dropped an M&M below the couch. A crazy amount of pushing and shoving in involved. Young girls unleash their aunties within and dominate wimps like me on the way to the escalator. Okay, usually i have this huuuge green bag i carry to school and if i felt anyone was being too much of an asshole and shoving too much, i would unintentionally (really!) swing my bag in their direction. Heh heh. I've also seen people so desperate they run up the escalator that's going downwards. Looks fun!

Oh and you know those uh tehft dectctor sensor things that they put at the entrance of shops? You know, something like this. There was so much pushing and shoving that one fat malay guy fell on one of those things and broke it. Holy schazam, I never knew that was possible. You can still see the aftermath if you happen to visit woodlands regional library.

Oh well, i guess i'm just stuck with this place for the time being. Did i mention that i saw two guys, hogging a table for four while playing maplestory on their laptops? HELL HELL HELL GUTS GUTS GUTS EXPLODE, I was so damn pissed at them i wanted to strangle them while stuffing a brinjal up their nostrils (and pulling them out through the other. Siccckkkk.)

That reminds me, i need to go pom pom. My pimples are BOOMBOOM ESPLO-SHUN!

2008-10-20T20:33:00.005+08:00

Writing an essay, by request, and as practice for tomorrow's exam. :D
Disclaimer, my command of English sucks, i know that.

Ambivalence

It was a cold night. It was not only cold because the sun was down. It was cold because once again, my father attempted to slip home undetected by my mother, sound asleep in her bedroom. With a discreet click, the door closed behind him. About a week ago, i had accidentally stumbled upon my father's cellphone inbox. I was absolutely stunned, taken aback by what i saw. Using that very cellphone, my father has exchanged secret love notes with some unknown woman. It was heart wrenching to know that my mother does not even have a clue, what her loving husband has been doing behind her back. I was worried about the future of my family, and i seethed with hate whenever i saw him sneak home in the still of the night.

Feigning concern, he came over and placed his large, warm hands on my back, and inquired about my day. He reeked of perfume, and he stank of infidelity. I could feel my face getting red hot with anger and unknowningly, my fists were clenched so tight that the let off subtle cracking sounds. "How could he just, pretend that nothing is happened?" I thought. I never knew he could be such a great actor and that just fueled the fire within me. Then it happened...

"How could you!!" I exclaimed at him as i turned around. Once again, he tried to feign innocence. He shrugged his filthy shoulders, shoulders carressed by that filthy woman, and told me to not dabble in grown up affairs. Deep inside, i was already screaming bloody murder. Blinded by rage, i swung my a fist at him, not even considering what consequences it might bring. I was only a puny thirteen year old child, i could never overcome my father.

Incensed, he grabbed my hair and pushed me only the floor. "Insolent kid, you'd better not start creating trouble again!" he bellowed. I was reduced to a weeping heap as he crept silently into my mother's bedroom, careful not to alarm her.

When i was younger, i always thought that my father was the best father any boy could ever wish for. He bought me toys, brought me on trips to the zoo, and he would play the guitar to me whenever i asked him too.If i disagreed with my mother, i would run to him, and he would make me laugh just to comfort me. Eventually he would still make me do what my mother instructed me to, but he would leave a dollar under my pillow after i fell asleep as a form of reward. I never knew he would become such a monster. A lair without a consciense.

Right there in that cold night, on that cold marble floor, i was left in a crying mess. I so badly wanted my father to make me laugh just like he did many years ago, but deep inside i knew that would never happen. I hated that stranger that replaced him, i want my father back . I felt stranded, lost, questioning myself, "Just what did i do to deserve this?" I never knew, i could simultaneously hate and love the same person with such intensity.

2008-10-20T20:05:00.001+08:00

Uh oh, a lot of people are saying o levels chem was peanuts.
I sense a killer bell curve..

2008-10-18T21:31:00.002+08:00

The Start of the o levels are approximately 1 day and 2 hours away.

I'd like to wish everyone who's reading this and taking the o levels the bestest best luck.

Its make or break, no second chances so you guys better work hard!
I suddenly feel scared.
I can somehow imagine myself in future dejected and regretting not studying harder.
Just like how i felt after the release of Chinese results.
All the 'What ifs' Suddenly come popping out.

Then again, I'll do something about it.
I'll try to believe in myself, just like how i told others to.

Academics might not be my trump card. (i don't think i have any.)
But Oh well! I'll do it. I hope.
I'll be prepared in time to come! (don't have much left.)

“Don't wait until everything is just right. It will never be perfect. There will always be challenges, obstacles and less than perfect conditions. So what. Get started now. With each step you take, you will grow stronger and stronger, more and more skilled, more and more self-confident and more and more successful.”

2008-10-16T20:30:00.004+08:00

ME AND MY DEPENDABLE MOUNT!

HELLO, I'M BACK FROM MY 2 DAY STUDY CAMP/BARBECUE/GAY PARTY.

I read from the newspaper(today's Mind Your Body), it said "don't be afraid to give yourself a break from studying."
I Damn well know how to, But just how much is too much?

I'm kinda feeling pretty lost now, I'm afraid, Yet I'm not nervous.
I want to be confident, Yet I'm afraid I'll get complacent.
I want to relax for awhile, yet I'm too scared to let loose.
Oh well!

Been studying at Starbucks near Yan Han's house there.
And yesterday we decided to hold a five man barbecue cum. pool party.
After studying of course!
First, we stripped down together(sounds gay) to our swimming attire and leaped into the swimming pool. We tried but failed at playing a game of water polo, cause it was just like 2v2 and it soon turned into a violent game consisting of gang-banging and grabbing of balls(the water polo ball!) .
After wards, we took about an hour to start the bloody fire.
Nope, it's not because we lack capable fire starters.
Its because we have a overly capable fire extinguisher.
Jianwei and YanHan Successfully managed to start 2 fires.
I, on the other hand, Single handedly extinguished BOTH fires.
Heh, top THAT.
Maybe i should consider a career as a fireman. (Somehow i have a gut feeling that i'm not supposed to be proud of this.)
Help arrived in the form of macho ex army officer Fadzly,
Who simultaneously started the fire while Sneering at us and calling us Pussies.

Fast forward through the cooking process. (aka. Food contamination/burning process.)
We enjoyed a wonderful barbecue, albeit with some raw buffalo wings(4 of us had stomach aches either later in the night or the next morning).
We decided not to swim because it was getting too cold.
However, during the clean up, me and jianwei got into a wrestling match.
Which ended up in me being thrown into the pool. I immediately got up and took revenge. This ended up in us plotting to ambush the other two like ninjas into the pool.
Turns out, we were too fearsome and the other two decided they would rather jump in themselves.(fail.)
Oh yeah, we had sashimi too cause fadz and jw decided to be high class.
(i, on the other hand, think that we have fires at barbecue for a reason.)

Was pretty fun!
I bet we're gonna do it again except more hardcore after the o's.
Don't ask me why my English sucks so bad. D:

This is what i will look like if i ever decide to grow a long hair and a beard.

2008-10-12T19:33:00.002+08:00

Heyya! How you guys doing?
Mugging your brains out, i presume.

I've been well, sort of doing that for the past few days.
Hell, i am not feeling the pinch! O levels are like ONE WEEK AWAY?
On one side, i'm telling myself, "BLOODY HELL 7 DAYS?"
And on the other side, some evil thing goes, "O levels only! Its not THAT hard! Besides, 7 days is like 168 hours!"

Nonetheless, i've been studying pretty hard for the past few days.
Okay, Hard in my own opinion, i know a few crazy ones who can go on and on and on and on and on and still feel awesome. Okay, not a few, everyone but me.
So.. today i decided to give myself a little break by napping for a whopping 3 hours!
I haven't taken a nap since eternity, and oh man, it feels GUUUUUUUDDD.

Right now, i feel like leaping out the window and jumping back up into my apartment and doing backflips and cartwheels cause i'm oh so energetic. BE JEALOUS!
Oh wait, i can't do backflips. Great, i don't even know how to do a cartwheel. D'OH.

I can't can't can't wait to see what's gonna happen next year! Where i'll go, what i'll be doing, who i'll meet. :D
If i go to jc (the most likely option) I'd be thrown back into my hamster wheel and be made to continue running the damned rat(hamster)-race that is called "Life". Wait, "Mordern Life" would be a better word. When i used to watch chinese kung fu shows i don't remember those kung fu masters needing to cram for O levels. All they needed to do was train in a cave for 50 years and risk going crazy to attain immortality or some legendary buddha palm or ching chong explosion kung fu.

Wouldn't it be nice eh! If i had some buddha palm Kung Fu and i lived 1500 years ago. Oh, i'd want those typical chinese air-walk flying skills too(I'd be able to own at basketball). I'd be able to go EVERYWHERE and do pretty much everything that doesn't involve information technology! Since ancient China is pretty huge i could practically like Buddha palm my enemies and nobody would know. Weh heh heh. Sounds Like "Grand Theft Auto: Tang Dynasty Stories" to me.

2008-10-10T22:09:00.002+08:00

LISTEN TO THE NICE SONG!

"Lucky" Jason Mraz feat Colby caillat

Sorry i took so long to reply the tags!

2008-10-09T21:39:00.002+08:00

Was listening to my music player today while on the way to school.
it was on shuffle and suddenly this song by The Script, "The Man Who Can't Be Moved", played.

Initially, i was like hmm, nice song!
How nice! Pretty Touching!

Reality Check.
Think about it, it's a touching story, but is it true?
Most likely not.
Have any of you ever heard of a guy who's waited for a girl at a corner of a street for a year just because he can't forget about her and she MAYBE, might come back to find him.
I definitely haven't!
Its similar to the olden days where guys would go, "Oh! I'd climb mountains! Cross Seas just to see you!"
How many times have these promises been broken? They've never been done!

Just when i was beginning to enjoy the song, reality had to rear its ugly head.
"Bullshit." I thought, and i switched to a more modest beatles song, "I Wanna Hold Your Hand."
LOL

2008-10-06T20:08:00.005+08:00

Graduation Day!
Goodbyes and Farewells

Oh, i can't write my post untill i get PICTUREEZZZZ.
Anyone and everyone who took pictures with me please send them to me okay?
It doesn't matter if we're familiar with each other or not. I WANT TO KEEP EMMMM.

Meanwhile.
HAAAADDDD-
UUUGENN!

2008-10-03T22:24:00.004+08:00

"You don't miss the water, 'till the well runs dry."

Cliché.
But, Think about it.
The Cliché is true, obviously, which was why it had become a cliché in the first place.

Walked to school as per normal today.
Had flag raising as per normal today.
Went through lessons as per normal today.
I didn't feel a thing, not a tinge of sadness nor a mindset of, "seize the day, it's the last."
Suddenly, when my form teacher made a somewhat conclusiontotheyear speech to class,
It hit me.

It hit me like a speeding train. Crash, Bam. It went right through me, rattling me inside but never moving an inch of my skin.

It was the LAST day of school, the LAST lesson ever after the LAST recess, the LAST flag raising, the LAST "good morning mister xxx". It might just have been the last time i ever see or talk to some people.

As I stepped out of the room, i had a new light in my eyes but i also had a heavy heart. I snapped two pictures of my classroom, and went about shaking everyone's hands and just telling them a simple thanks for being a part of my life for these 2 or 4 years, In case i don't get a chance to do it again and they won't know that they mattered. But they do, no matter how boring my class is it still IS my class. Believe it or not i think i've matured in the past two years, just because i'm in this class.

The part i miss the most is still my CCA.
I'm not gonna bother about writing anything here.
It's so special you wouldn't understand anyway :D

HEY HO HUM.
Emo time shall be over soon.
As the saying goes, "The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past better than it was, the present worse than it is, and the future less resolved that it will be."

So guys, Seize the day, cherish the memories, but don't dwell on the past. IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON TO LARGER THINGS IN LIFE!

That said, Good luck for the o levels.

P.s. Benjamin has agreed to marry me WOOHOO!
No i'm not gay.

Carpe Diem!

2008-09-30T21:19:00.006+08:00

BOOM!

that's all for my interesting post today.
(cause i'm awesome like that.)

2008-09-29T21:03:00.003+08:00

I AM BLOGGING RIGHT NOW. YES RIGHT NOW! WOOHOO!
(+1 for stating the obvious.)

So... What did i do today?
I woke up, brushed my teeth and grew pimples.
I got changed, took the bus to school, and grew pimples.
Went through three lessons with my beloved form teacher, and grew even more pimples.
Had recess, Kicked ball(psst, i wrote that i only refrain from playing after school hours. LOL) AND continued to grow pimples.
Went through another three lessons, and grew pimples.
Went to Subway to eat fresh and grew more pimples in the process.
Followed up by studying in school, and didn't stop growing pimples.

In short, i did a lot of things, while growing pimples (+2 for stating the obvious.)

WHYYY TELL ME WHYYYYY.
Actually, i'm not that distressed about it. I'm just wondering why i don't erupt in height like i am currently erupting in pimples. It's either because i have OMGRAGINGHORMONES or, i am too stressed.

So... today was not an eventful day to say the least.
O levels are like 21 days later and i am not panicking.
I should be! =/

OMG!

2008-09-27T21:00:00.010+08:00

I SECRETLY FEEL LIKE PUNCHING SLOW WALKING PEOPLE IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD.

Hawhaw. I guess it's not much of a secret anymore. Btw this quote/idea/philosophy is not created by me. Therefore it just shows that i have awesome ideas. (no link.)

Disclaimer: The following story is just an EXAMPLE. I am not chauvinistic and not all girls are like that. Guys do the same things too, therefore, i beg you to not set fire on my house.

You know, in the mornings when you just feel so #%^$#$ and want to get to school asap and then you start on a narrow path. Suddenly, you see a bunch of slow walking girls(just an example)+ a sissyboy chatting and laughing away while they move at a blistering speed of 0.25436 m/s. "Oh great." You quietly mumble to yourself. They could just walk in single file and make way for people who travel faster than snails to pass. But NOOOOOOOO, they're just oblivious to their surroundings because they're busily gossiping about the hottest guy in school or the latest accessories and make-up (just an example). You let off a little 'scuse me' but NOOOOO, they're so occupied with their mindless chatter and they laugh and chortle so loudly they don't hear you. Or they just don't give a shit. This time, slightly pissed, you go "EXCUSE ME?" but once again, NOOOOOOOO, nothing happens.... that is, unless you decide to take the chauvinist route(at the same time taking the sisyboy as a female).

You ball up your fist, draw back and let it rip towards the back of the head of the Sissyboy. He collapses to the pavement in a mess of sissy and exclaims, "OWWW what was that for?" He says that in disgustingly tender and fluctuating feminine tone that makes your hair stand and gives you goosebumps. You can feel your blood coagulate and your lower lips tense up to the point that you realised you've just heard the most disgusting thing you'll ever hear. He gives you a WTF? look, at the same time revealing his heavily mascara-ed eyelashes(More goosebumps.).

"MOVE ASIDE, BITCH!" You exclaim, and as you walk away you flash a middle finger without looking back. With a renewed Sense of satisfaction, you skip to school in excitement and think about how you're gonna show off to your friends how cool you were back then.

If you have a conscience, two hours later you'd think back and feel bad because sissyboys are humans too and Morrie wouldn't aprrove of it if he knew.

HAW HAW.

Thats all for my EW today.

2008-09-26T19:12:00.002+08:00

SORRY GUYS I'M TOO DAMN TIRED TO WRITE A DECENT POST. D:

Today was a pretty nice day. That's all. LOL

Oh oh, and i want to be able to see things with more Clarity. Just like Morrie. If you know who he is. LOL. If only there were more people like him around =/ life would be great.

2008-09-22T18:48:00.002+08:00

Seriously, once the last o level paper is done, i will fling my arms in the air, go crazy and run round the school 5 times screaming 'YEEEAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

2008-09-21T22:50:00.005+08:00

Recently, i've noticed quite a number of contacts on my msn getting infected with spyware.
Those infected people auto message their contacts stuff like, "HEY CHECK OUT MY HOT PICTURE! *link*" in an effort to spread the spyware further.

For those who aren't infected, thank goodness.
For those who already are, HAHA, I LAUGH AT YOU!

So much for hot pictures eh!

Now, here's my own close brush with spyware. Well, Sort of!

				xinyee-MARIA! :]			i send you a pic
				xinyee-MARIA! :]			you tell me whether it is nice not
				The Adroit			?
				The Adroit			is this spyware
				The Adroit			LOL
				xinyee-MARIA! :]			NO!
				xinyee-MARIA! :]			shit you
				xinyee-MARIA! :]			haha!
				The Adroit			are you sure
				The Adroit			LOL
				xinyee-MARIA! :]			DUH!
				xinyee-MARIA! :]			you then spyware lah
				The Adroit			HAHAHA okay sorry
				xinyee-MARIA! :]			LOL
				xinyee-MARIA! :]			yeah
				xinyee-MARIA! :]			finally you believe me!
				xinyee-MARIA! :]			-.-

For A Moment, I Thought That Spyware Just Got Smarter.

2008-09-21T14:43:00.001+08:00

YO-HO-HO-IT'S-A-NICE-DAY-AND-I'M-GONNA-GO-KICK-SOME-STUPID-BALL-AROUND-WHILE-YOU-GUYS-ARE-KEPT-IN-SUSPENSE-OVER-THE-HALF-WRITTEN-STORY-YO-HO-HO.

Cheers (:

2008-09-19T22:04:00.006+08:00

Note to self : Be more wary in future. =/

2008-09-19T22:04:00.005+08:00

The Sun was already nowhere in sight, hidden somewhere behind the maze of HDB flats. Its rays, moments ago scintillating has now turned to a feeble glow, about to be smothered in the still of the night. The Street lamps by the road side would be coming on any moment now, but then again, who the hell notices these little details. His clothes were still damp with sweat from the basketball game he had just moments ago. They were sticking and ,in a subtle way, tugging uncomfortably at his skin.

His name tag was rusty. Plus, it read Kok Chun Hou on the slick red sticker on the front but that was not the point. It was rusty. He knows he needs a new one but couldn't convince himself to visit the school bookshop to get a new one because there was just two weeks left of school. Two weeks. Furthermore, he was too cheapskate to spend $1.80 and he didn't like like bookshop people. "Rude Scamming Bitches are the best words to describe them", he thought. Nothing similar to the guileless cheerful bookshop aunties in primary school, unless of course, they were also scamming bitches but they weren't rude, just cunning, sly enough to bait innocent little kids with motherly smiles, then again, that's not the point and if i continue to ramble about cunning bookshop aunties and uncles i'll never get to doing my story. So....
The cheap rusty metal needle made a sickening scratching sound as he removed it from his shirt. Right at that spot there were countless little rusty hole where everyday, the same rusty needed was stabbed into and withdrawn from. It kinda looks like his face, riddled with pimples, some fresh and irritating, some popped and bloody.

Bloody hell, i've spent half and hour writing this bloody story and i've only gotten like 10 seconds into the plot.

*10 minutes later. LOL*

After waiting for 10 whole minutes at the uncomfortable (it was in the evening but it still felt hot.) bus stop, bus 187 finally came to a screeching stop. It let off a gust of air, almost as if it was alive and breathing heavily after chugging all the way here from... Boon Lay i guess. Lugging his Large Green Bag (from here onwards know as LGB.) , he boarded the bus and tapped his wallet on the ezlink card reader. The bus had a musky smell, like all other buses including those private chartered ones, but he felt relieved that he was finally out of the warm, humid roadside...

to be contunued... (because i am too lazy.)

2008-09-17T21:19:00.005+08:00

34 days to o levels.
Not long before i remember it was still over 80.
Not long later before it reaches zero!

I have decided to not play anything after school tomorrow.
It makes me sweat, plus, i get stinky, plus, i suck at basketball, plus, i tire myself, plus, i may get injured, plus, i waste time.
I enjoy playing ball games.
But now's not the time to enjoy anymore!
D: i'm still afraid i can't help but go play when i get sick of books and pens.
Guys, smack me if i do. LOL
Not so hard though.

In two weeks i'll be graduating.
Four years ago, I took my first step out of bus 300. It closed it's doors behind me and i slid my forearm down the front of my school uniform to straighten the creases. Adjusted my glasses (yes i was wearing glasses), gave a yawn and stretch. Then something slipped into my ear. "I heard this year the sec ones damn gay." I turned my head around and there was these two guys in long pants. That was the first sentence i ever heard from another schoolmate. "Uh oh", I thought "What have i gotten myself into this time."
Not long after, I adopted the mindset, "How much worse could it get?"

But i was Wrong.
I was So Damn Wrong.
I got introduced to a whole new level of "shitty" as i ascended into sec three, and we moved to the holding site while they build a new school which i will never get to use.

Small, Cramped, Old, Dusty, Rickety, Broken, Rat Infested, I could go on if i wanted to.

Still, I've grown to like this campus. Because its much more natural than any other high tech new school campus. It has a simple, laid back style, unlike those concrete monoliths that have humongous Auditoriums and Sports halls and maps so you won't get lost.
Plus, the people i've met made it much better. Their smiles seem to make the dull corridors lively again. What more can i ask for?

Oh, I can ask for more. The toilets are still shitty. LOL. The bloody urinals overflow!

In two weeks i won't get to take the comfy bus ride to school that often anymore, i won't report for morning assemblies here anymore, i won't have to sing the school song anymore, i won't have to sit through mind numbing lessons anymore.
Good or bad thing?
Both.
Good because it's time for a change, it's time to move onto bigger things, it's time to take it to the next level and it's time to take bigger steps.
Bad because i'll be leaving people, places and practices i'm comfortable with.

Oh well, no time to be all soft and mushy, i'll do that after prom night.
Meanwhile, Its time to BE A MAN, DO MANLY THINGS LIKE PERSPIRE AND GRUNT, AND TAKE DOWN THE BLOODY O LEVELS.
*grunts*

*I need to cut my hair. Time to prune the Bush."

2008-09-15T18:20:00.002+08:00

This Was How The Sun Looked Today

Nothing Special. Just had the random urge of pointing my cellphone camera upwards today. Have you had the urge to do totally meaningless bullshit before?
Well i have.

Today i realised i am someone who's driven by emotion, who's decides using feelings. In other words, I don't think much before i do things, I just do it because i like it, because i feel like it. Is it a good thing? Well i don't know.

For one, i do dumb things, like give others the cold shoulder when they clearly do not deserve it, just because i feel like it. I offend people, just because i feel like it. I yell and shout, just because i feel like it. I disobey instructions, just because i feel like it. I lose focus and relax, just because i feel like it.

And because i did things when i felt like it, I'd just go on to regret. How stupid, you'd say.

Maybe it's time for Change.

2008-09-14T22:13:00.003+08:00

MY WEEKEND WAS....
not exactly the most fun weekend i ever had.
What did i do exactly?

Homework homework homework. Study Study Study.
Read boring stuff, read boring stuff, read boring stuff. Soccer Soccer Soccer.

Whoops! The last part wasn't supposed to be there.
Oh well! A little play after working for so long isn't that bad right? right?

I'm currently having writer's block.
BLOODY HELL I COULDN'T EVEN BE CREATIVE WHEN WRITING ON THE EW TOPIC OF "three things you will save when your house is on fire"

Guess what i wrote.
Wallet, Handphone, School bag.

Didn't dare to be too wacky.
I predicted that i would get raped if i wrote, "I will save my balls. Cause i'm cool like that."

BAAAH. Shall go sleep soon. School tomorrow. @^*$%@%
I HAS A SNOT! Cause i'm cool like that.

2008-09-14T00:27:00.002+08:00

NA-NA-NA-NA-NA.
(listen to the song.)

so... its Sunday already.
36 days to o levels if i'm not wrong.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Half of me wants to shun the o levels while the other half just wants to get it over with.
Studied at Woodlands library.
I SHALL NOW ANNOUNCE THAT I HAVE BECOME A KIASU MUGGER.
I have officially camped at the library entrance before its opening time THREE TIMES!
That means i have woken up at bloody 9am in the morning on WEEKENDS!
WHOOPEE!

sorry for the slipshod post.
No energy to write a longer one. LOL

2008-09-09T19:52:00.003+08:00

School has reopened!
I kinda enjoyed the first two days of school. It was a welcome break from slacking and wasting away to nothingness. I DID STUDY THOUGH, but not that much.

"Omg! Why are you still blogging near to the O levels?" you may ask. That's because i've got rest time from studying AND, blogging helps me improve my English!
One question to you guys, do you form impressions of people when they use bad grammar or type using words like "euu" and "miee"? Well, I do. HAHA.

About my previous post on sneezing and farting, especially farting, like it or not, everyone does it. Even girls. Yes, the most gentlest girls. You'll never know if say, the most gentle, svelte(not that easy to pronounce eh!) and ladylike girls secretly enjoy farting loudly at home. And like it or not, everyone digs their noses. I mean, what other way can you clean all the shit in your nose, without sticking your finger in it! Gruesome, i know, but some people just seem like disgusting nose diggers because they aren't skillfull enough to conceal their actions, or just don't give a damn. The worst part is, how some people dispose of the gold they've just dug out. They stick it to a nearby wall, under their school desk, flick it at others and some even EAT their nose shit. I wonder what a piece of nose shit tastes like though. Should be salty eh. I wonder what it's made of.

Oh, if you don't know what nose digging is, here is an awesome example of a champion nose digger. She shoves her finger nail in her nose like she's drilling an oil well.

From the looks of it, she must've had one hella big chunk of nose shit stuck up there. She dug continously for a whopping 49 seconds!. She digs her nose with ATTITUDE. Man, i like that attitude (even so i'm not gonna go near this person), its so... In your face! She's like almost saying, ' YEAH I'M DIGGING MY NOSE, IN YOUR FACE, WHAT'CHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT? HUH!'

Lesson of the day? If you wanna do it, do it with ATTITUDE!
Hawhaw, you've wasted your 5mins of your life reading out this random piece of crap that i've conjured for no reason at all. I'm sorry.

2008-09-06T15:01:00.000+08:00

HA!
I JUST SNEEZED AND FARTED.

2008-09-05T00:40:00.002+08:00

We'll be graduating from BP in less than a month now.
Should i be happy, relieved or sad?
Nonetheless i'll miss the people here.

Right now i feel like taking a picture with every one of my dear friends and awesome people i've met and compile it into an album so i'll be able to keep it and show it to my grandchildren one day. Or maybe just for myself to see, so i'd remember all the memories, the special moments, things that people have done for me and things that i've done for others. Unfortunately, some of the awesome people are long gone, and some memories can never be retold in pictures.

Went for a run by the sea just now. I didn't know i live so near the sea. But it was pretty creepy at night.

Haha.
Shall go sleep now.
Take care guys.

Incubus- I miss You
You do something to me that I can't explain.
So would I be out of line if I said, "I miss you" ?

2008-09-04T12:05:00.005+08:00

So... Its day 2 of doignnothingathome.
The Sky is still peeing like hell on me.
I don't know if its the weather, but i've been down in the dumps these two days.
I might go for a run later, If weather permits.
(fyi i didn't go for a swim last night, instead i went to botak jones. HAWHAW)
I should be the last person in the world to worry about growing fat anyway.
BE JEALOUS.

I WILL STUDY TODAY. I SWEAR.
The National Libraries are always packed.
I can imagine 200 Kiasu students waiting outside woodlands library's door at 6am.
And once the gate opens they go HOOORAAAYYY and stampede into the place crushing a couple of fat librarians and security guards while on their way to 'chope'-ing seats.
And they just camp there for the rest of the day and repeat process until the holidays end.
On the other hand, lazy can'twakeupbefore12pm people like me, get to the library at around 1pm or later, walk about 3 rounds around the whole library, and then curse and swear and proceed to starbucks.
Where we blow 7 bucks on a cup of water and coffee powder and maybe some chocolate or cinnamon thrown in.

Thats why today i might go to coffee bean and do just that.
Plonk my 7 dollars worth of live savings on a cup of iced chocolate

2008-09-03T15:06:00.005+08:00

3 hours later...

FWAHH I AM STILL ROTTING AT HOME!
I might go swimming later, if weather permits.

My whole body is aching like mother hell!
All because of the gym session though.
Pretty satisfied. Heh, i put on 1.4kg.
LOL. I hope they don't disappear too soon.

So.. what has really been going on in my life these past days.
I wonder.

Sadly, I've kinda lost the drive to mug. I know i shouldn't, but i have. D:

The weather's still gloomy, and i'm still sleepy as ever. I feel myself turning into a glob of sloppy stuff, sitting on the couch all day.

Oh and i've finished reading the book, "carry me down" by M.J. Hyland, about two days ago.

Yeah i know you're all gonna get fits and exclaim in shock, "HE...HE...READS?"
I should go star in a short horror film that depicts me saying, "I READ" and all the audience would all go AHHHHHA OMG NO WAYYY NOOOO and have nightmares about me flipping them pages.

Blogger is damn screwy man. I'm thinking of switching again. Guess what? the flashing text editor thing, you know the flashing vertical bar the appears when you are typing and shows where you're at right now, DISAPPEARED!. Aiya, Just open microsoft word and start a new document and do nothing and you'll see it. LOL

Okay back to the book.
Its really captivating. The author wrote it in such a way that you'll be able to feel how the protagonist, John Egan, Feels. I think he's kinda autistic though.
Don't get too absorbed in it, you'll turn autistic too
Baaah, read the book for yourself, my book reviewing skills suck balls.

Its drizzling again!
I'm off to close the windows.
Meanwhile, I bring to you,
POWER RANGER CH.
And his dad of course.

Ohoh, Chuck is FIRED

2008-09-03T12:21:00.000+08:00

Its another LAZY HOLIDAY AFTERNOON!
I feel too tired to go mug, and yet, i don't feel tired enough to go sleep!
Haven't got myself any breakfast yet. Oh wait. Its lunchtime already.
I'm starving D:

Watched 4bia yesterday.
Full of suspense.
It went like this.
*lights off*
*corpse slides nearer*
"ahhh fuckfuckfuck! the ghost is gonna pop up any minute now!"
*freeze for a moment*
*lights go back on*
*everything seems normal again*
"CHEY! phew."

*GAWAHAHAAAAAAAAHHH*
*rotten face pops out of no where*
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Now when i look at dark corners i half expect some rotten long haired thing to pop out and yell "GWAAAHAHAAAAAAAHH" at me. DD:

O LEVELS ARE FREAKING NEXT MONTH!
OH NO!
SHALL GO BURY MYSELF IN BOOKS NOW.

2008-08-31T13:52:00.000+08:00

^%#@%$.
I got lor mee gravy in my ear!
About five minutes ago, while i was humbly eating my lor mee, i kiap-ed a huge chunk of noodles cause i was.. pretty hungry!
The next second, the chunk of noodles disintegrated on my chopstick and it send blobs of slimy lor mee gravy everywhere, and somehow or rather one big blob just flew into my ear.
I have a feeling someone doesn't like me. LOL

2008-08-31T13:44:00.001+08:00

FOR YESTERDAY'S ACTIVITIES, I"M STEALING SAMUEL'S UPDATE
MUAHAHA.
Go here

2008-08-31T01:08:00.000+08:00

Just Like my Little Old Yellow Raincoat, too small, too old, too shabby, just obsolete

2008-08-29T22:59:00.000+08:00

After seeing how other bloggers are writing wayyy lengthier and wayyyy more entertaining posts than i am (you know who you are). I have decided to put in more effort in my blog. To think about it, It not only helps in my english, but if i get to develop good enough writing skills, i might get to be a newspaper columnist and actually get paid to do this shit. Plus, its also helps because 50 years later when i get old and gray, assuming i don't die from hyperactivity and the internet still exists, I might be able to look and go, "Hey i did this 50 years ago!"

The reason today was special was that it was teacher's day, a day where students around singapore get to show their appreciation for their teachers, and for teachers to rave over free stuff and direct endless streams of red markers and red pens from wide eyed students into their annualy expanding stockpile of markers&redpensreceivedonteachersday. I wonder why students buy stationary for their teachers anyway, because teachers can actually get their stuff free from the general office.

There were awards given out to teachers during the morning assembly and the one teacher whom i think deserved every single ounce of recognition she got was miss Alice Lim. Every student who has been taught by her will agree that " if Miss Alice Lim isn't Awesome, then Awesome doesn't exist" Her selfless care for students just never ceases to amaze me, plus, she has an amazing way of making students do their work. Usually the fierce teachers will yell at a lazy student and bombard him with an endless stream of spit, which usually scares the pee out of an average lazy student (i'm one of them). Miss Lim is different, she wouldn't scold you, nor would she lose her temper, she'd just give you a very disappointed expression and gently go ,"you didn't do your work again?". You will usually end up with a heart wrenching guilt that makes you wish you had a time machine which would allow you to go back to the previous day and complete your english comprehension. On a more serious note, She's one of the best if not the best teacher i've ever met!

So.... Next was food delight. However, to my horror i soon realised that the food was anything but delightful. Two boxes of pizza were ordered by Mark(Kudos to him for being the one to organise it), followed by a secret recipe cake (awesome), and some ham&cheese sandwiches and two bottles of fuit punch syrup (we didn't have no place to pour the syrup @&^$#*). As soon as i picked up a slice of the pizza, i was pretty fascinated by the stale-ness of the bread. I took a bite and it tasted as if it was baked in 1965. I could kinda imagine people eating Canadian pizza on independence day while singing "Majulah Singapurah" 43 years ago(no link).

After school, i met up with a handful of Primary school mates and caught the film 'WALL-E'. It was okay, pretty touching, but i almost fell asleep. One of the main reasons was because it lacked dialogue. Wall E and his girlfriend EVA, CAN'T FREAKING TALK!! For the first hour of the movie, all that came out of the speakers was "WALLEEE!" *clankity clank, clankity clank* *bingboom explosion* "EEEEVAAAA!" *spring sprong clink scritchit scritchit*. I guess i need not elaborate. I wonder that will happen to the kids after they watched wall e. At least power rangers during my time knew how to talk. Oh, Spongebob teaches kids to be weird. I have no idea why i wrote that, but! yeah.

After wards, I Studied at Starbucks and rushed to the esplanade to meet my family for dinner! It's the eve of my mum's birthday, so we had NO SIGNBOARD SEAFOOD! Awesome, but blew a gaping hole into my dad's wallet.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUM!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMELIA CHEN!

Disclaimer: Iatetrees.blogspot is in no way affilated to any blogs with "iate" in their blog urls, Especially urls with iate"insert vegetation". Vegetation, For example, Grass.
Amazing coincidence eh? Yeah right.
I am disgusted. LOL

2008-08-28T17:45:00.001+08:00

while browsing through blogs today i realised something.
OMG MOST BLOGS ARE WRITTEN BY GIRLS!
Look at my links! only 5/16 are guys!
Does that mean i'm..i'm...
OH NOES D:

2008-08-28T15:11:00.001+08:00

I am H-H-H-H-H-HAPPY!
I just collected the best exam results i ever had in my whole Secondary school life!
5 A2s, 2C5s (EM,MT)
LOL. Yes, mediocre and nothing compared to what the triple science students are scoring.
BUT I AM H-H-H-H-H-HAPPY!!!!
The C5s really spoil the picture though.
And zero A1s!
OKAY I AM NOW MORE MOTIVATED TO IMPROVE ON MY RESULTS.
THE 2s, SHALL BECOME 1s WAHAHAH
AND THE 5s WILL BECOME.. 1 OR 2, HOPEFULLY.

YIPPIEWAAWOOWEEWOW!
Tomorrow is the last day of rest and relaxation before the real hardcore mugging starts. i really hope i did not peak yet. LOL.

OH MOTHER TONGUE, I HATE YOU!
D:

2008-08-27T22:55:00.000+08:00

I am pretty happy with my science results!
though luck had quite a part to play in it.
I will not get complacent over this. Hopefully.

Had a motivational talk by a certain motivational speaker today.
Shall not name him here so as to avoid any negative responses.
I have nothing against him, really!
Actually i find him quite admirable, being able to overcome the odds and all that. My fullest respect goes to him.

But today's experience only brings one word to my mind. "Overrated"
The purpose of the talk today was for motivation, wasn't it!
Out of the 1 hour and 5 minutes maybe one hour was spent telling his story and showing off his achievements, his tenacity,How amazingly persistent he is and how he overcomes the seemingly impossible odds, while the amount of time spent motivating was maybe only the remaining 5 minutes.
It might make some go 'whoa!', but as far as motivation goes,
Didn't work for me.
Honestly, i thought that it was pretty much a waste of time.
Just my opinion though.

But still, today was a fine day!

2008-08-26T16:42:00.000+08:00

Ch's Status on 26 Aug 2008, 4:45:43 pm ->Freezing.
Hmm, its either due to the ice cream i just ate or its due to the crazy weather.

Its extremely dark, blustery and pouring. What a weather to eat ice cream in eh! Don't ask me why, its in my fridge and i couldn't resist gobbling it up.

Fyi, My fridge usually lack tidbits, mainly because my family rarely buys them and also because whenever someone brings snacks home, it'll be gone in a day, unless its expired or something like that.

Okay back to the weather! It's been pretty crazy recently, it turns from uberblazingburnurass to ubersubzerofreezeurass within, 2 hours!
It was fine when i was coming back from school! And now, the sky's so dark it looks like armageddon. I wouldn't be surprised if any moment from now, a giganticburnyourass-comet emerges from the clouds and burn our asses.
My house is getting so cold , there are icicles forming on the roof, and my toes are falling off from frostbite.

With me being to lazy ass that i am, i was too lazy to close the balcony windows and now the floor is wet! @*$@#^%$#. Now i have to work my ass off to wipe up those puddles.

Prelims so far are going so-so, i predict a disastrous L1r5, with my emath being at c5. ^%#&43

2008-08-25T15:48:00.000+08:00

Collected the first few prelim results today!
so far me results are... so-so.

Once again, i had my ass handed to me by maths, scoring a total of 48/80 for paper one, and i predict paper 2 will be worse D: sigh, i'm getting worried. LOL
English was okay, for paper two i got 34.5/50, and i'm glad that my bloody brain busting mugging paid of for social studies. 38/50, okay, nothing amazing considering Benjamin's gay score of 45/50. How i wish i had the gay mugging power that he does D: , or maybe its just because i'm lazy.

Thats all for now!

2008-08-23T01:58:00.000+08:00

i'm posting from my bed again because i CAN'T SLEEP!
Well, recently, or rather, few months back, i discovered a blog created by a fellow school mate that has a disturbingly similar url to mine.
A quick check on the blog's archive reveals that the blog was only created this year, about one year later than mine.
And the recent content has some strikingly similar points! (phelps kok)
spooky eh! Copycat or not? You decide. Haha.

Those who know will know what i'm talking about. :) i wonder if i should feel pissed or honoured. Hmm. LOL

2008-08-22T22:42:00.001+08:00

LOL

Comedy Football
Uploaded by iraqishi3i

2008-08-20T22:31:00.000+08:00

HI PEOPLE! I AM CHUCK THE IMAGINARY ROBOT.
Look at the side of the... what do you call that...
JUST LOOK AT THE CONTRIBUTORS HEADER.

Well, Ch told me that he'd be really really busy with the upcoming O level examinations and he regrets that he will not be able to continue to update this blog as often as before. That's why i've volunteered to keep this piece of filth UP AND RUNNING! GO AHEAD AND SCREAM GIRLS! heheheh.

By the way, he's currently resting in his room now. OH AND DID YOU GUYS CATCH USAIN BOLT RUNNING LIKE FIVE MINUTES AGO! HE IS UNBELIEVABLY FAST, love how he does that comb hairless head gesture before every race. LOVE THAT SWAGGER!

Gee, I'm not really good at doing this. But i'm not bad for a robot aren't I !
Oh, went out with Ch a couple of hours to have dinner with his relatives. They didn't serve me anything. As usual. I didn't even have a place to sit! Dang!
Apparently, his long distance relatives and flew all the way from Hong Kong to visit, and he was pretty excited about it! Untill.... we realised that they don't speak english, neither do they speak chinese that we understand. They talk in this weird alien language called Cantonese.
So throughout the two or three or four hours we were left there stoning with our bolts and nuts(hehe) getting rusty. While the rest lauged and joked while going " Lei long ching chong lang lo lei sen hei lai."

HAHA OH, and the worst part is, His female cousin who's like, two years younger than him is taller than him! YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THE LOOK ON HIS FACE MAN. HAHAHAH.
Shhh, stop being so bad and all.
He is STILL GROWING, or so he insists.
Yeah right. HAHAHA..
He's gonna be so mad and rape me when he sees this.

Oh yes, Zw, whoever you are, you're right, he is faeces.
Not that sure bout the fertilizer part though.
Wahaha
Just Ignore him when he tries to go all inspirational and poetic and arty farty and all that.

Oh. In case you guys are wondering what i look like, just so you know, i was the inspiration behind this blog skin. Heh.
Anyway, its time to go.
Chuck the imaginary robot here.
UNTILL NEXT TIME, CIAO
WEEWOOBBQWEETWEETEXPLOSION

2008-08-20T17:31:00.000+08:00

I SCREWED UP LITERATURE!
I'm going to get raped.

Somebody save me from the agony of having an L1R5 above 20 again. D:
Its already the last school exam...
I SUCK. D:
hahaha.
Shall go slit my wrists and drown myself in the kitchen sink.
Take care guys! Farewell! :D

2008-08-16T22:12:00.000+08:00

I see it in everyone else's blogs and i'm going to repeat it in my own.

TWO WEEKS OF PRELIMS OVER AND ONE WEEK LEFT!
But ironically, i've completed only seven papers and have seven more to go.

I've been eating quite alot since i read about phelp's 12,000 calorie diet.

"MICHAEL PHELPS' DIET
For breakfast: three fried egg sandwiches, with cheese, tomatoes, lettuce, fried onions and mayonnaise, followed by three chocolate-chip pancakes; a five-egg omelette; three sugar-coated slices of French toast and a bowl of grits (a maize-based porridge), washed down with two cups of coffee.

For lunch: half a kilogram (one pound) of enriched pasta; two large ham and cheese sandwiches on white bread smothered with mayonnaise, washed down by energy drinks.

For dinner: Another half-kilogram of pasta, perhaps with a carbonara sauce, followed by a large pizza and more energy drinks. "

Read more about it here

He made me feel like i'm missing out a whole lot.
So i've decided to pack on the calories.
BRING IT ONNN!

Phelps Kok's Diet.

Breakfast: Some Vegetarian prayer food. Rice, Noodles, Long beans, Fake meat and broccoli

Lunch: MacDonald's Mc Chicken Student's mean + A hot Fudge Sundae.

Dinner: A bowl of fishball noodles.

Supper: A set of Fish & Chips from botak jones.

HAHAHA! BEAT THAT MICHAEL PHELPS.

Okay okay, fine, I'm pathetic, I know. LOL
Can i have at least a moment of self denial? D:

Maybe i should add more numbers to make it sound larger

"a bowl of fishball noddles" => "200g of yellow wheat noodles + 20g of veggies + 3 juicy fishballs + 50g Minced meat + 10g Seasoned mushrooms + 3g salt +3g pepper +3g MSG + 3g soya sauce + 5g chilli and a bowl of msgsoup + 2g of seaweed."

Whoa, that sounds pretty huge for a "bowl of fishball noodles"

Spent the day, or rather, afternoon (was sleeping in the morning) Studying history in Macdonalds with Mingzhe.

Got ripped off by the photocopier "ZAP IT" in causeway point.
Never go there guys. LOL. I wanted to print a 60 page document from my thumbdrive, and when i explained this to the shopkeeper, she immediately schreeched "SELF SERBICE" and pointed to the row of computers. No problem about that.

Except that, i wasn't instucted on anything at all, and they told me after everything that they charge 10 cents PER MINUTE for using their bloody computers.
Oh the costs were 10cent per page for the first 50 pages too, not really cheap at all.

Still, that wasn't too much of a problem.

It was untill the bloody printer bloody jammed, and when i went to the shopkeeper, she gave a menopausal expression and went tsk.

So, apparently, i was being made to pay for the time wasted by the jamming of the printer, AND face a menopausal expression.

Total cost = $9.50 including binding

CURSE YOU BE STUCK WITH YOUR PERPETUALLY JAMMING PRINTER AND YOUR SMELLY SHOP FOR 50000000 CENTURIES.

Haha, damn, i am immature.

Back to the story, well mugged with Ming Zhe at macdonalds.
Drained my brains, had dinner, went home and suited up for a short swim at the nearby swimming complex.

Its nice once in a while, to just be alone, in a cool, bubbly , leaf filled (and tastes bad too!) environment.
No, i don't go to swimming pools to taste the water.

Unlike Phelps, who is described as a dolphin, i swim more like a housefly stuck in clam chowder.
Well, maybe i should just stick to dry land...

2008-08-14T00:49:00.000+08:00

The new Facebook is pretty awesome!

2008-08-13T23:30:00.000+08:00

I love the whole world!